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Thesaurus for douchecanoe

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for douchecanoe

douche
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
by seraphina Oct 5, 2003 add a video
douchebag
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.
by NoMerci366 Feb 19, 2005 add a video
canoe
Another name for vagina.
Michelle has a fat canoe!
by Binky2000 Jan 16, 2005 add a video
douche bag
somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
my friend Peter Shaffer.
by Justin Hartless Dec 11, 2003 add a video
Douche Canoe
Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
tool
January 13, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.
by tt Feb 18, 2003 add a video
whore
A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!
SEE: SLUT - A woman that sleeps with everyone.
That whore wouldn't sleep with me.
by dude Dec 20, 2003 add a video
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