A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
The man was in agony while attempting mountain climbing.
, gun, glock, heat, nine. any kind of gun.
imma spray him wit the entree if he keep talkin.
a substance you eat,then poop out.usually followed my a nap.
1. n- the feeling of wanting something someone else has.
2. n- the feeling of being angry at someone because they are better off then you or they have what you want.
synonyms: envy, covet
Many people are jealous of wealthy or famous people and pretend like they hate them.
a general term of approval, synonymous with words such as awesome, great, pimp, sick etc... The term originated from the awesomness of getting McDonald's meals when one is wasted.
John: Yo man i won like $100 at the casino last night, then went to the strip club!
Gord: THAT'S MEEEEAAALLLL
John: that IS meal bro.
A feeling often accompanied by sadness, shame, and guilt; regret is when you wish you had done things differently in your past.
"I have many regrets in life, but you were not one of them."
A place where you work after you have given up on your dreams. The restaurant industry, second only to organized crime, is responsible for the most ruined lives of any profession. Your role in a restaurant largely determines your quality of life. For instance, the average hostess or busboy will be less depressed than the average waiter or manager. And the average cook has killed 7 people in his life. If you think that any restaurant is sanitary, even the most fine dining establishments, you are dumber than the felon cooks who finger your food with cocaine and germ-covered hands. Moving up in a restaurant means moving down in life, so if one ever finds themselves working in a restaurant, they should use their tips to buy a handgun, and shoot themselves right in front of a table that just began eating.
Zach: I do research at the local university, what do you do?
Nick: I am a server at a restaurant.
Zach: Oh...I'm sorry
When everyone is sitting down and an instruction is given to do something which involves standing up then everyone waits around for the first person to do it.
The boss tells everyone to get up and go to the front of a room. No-one moves. One guy says to the next "This is a total waiter"