Thesaurus for devry
Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for devry
| ITT Tech | |||
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ITT Tech is an "accelerated" college which seems to accept anyone that can pass its admission test. You can get all the answers wrong and still be allowed to join. It's only called accelerated because you attend school twice a week and give you a crap load of endless reading to do. Consider it daylight robbery since it costs 20k a year to attend and you spend 80% of the "school work" at home. Majority of the students are old doods or ugly girls. A typical day includes 90 minutes of a teacher talking endlessly with the aid of a projector, then a break in which you can't really do anything in the short amount of time, then 90 minutes of doing some sort of work. Then you get another ridiculously short break and afterwards 45 minutes of equally boring teacher lecture. Most of the stuff you learn you end up forgetting when the next quarter is over. You can't even keep a steady job because each quarter you get new class days and if they conflict, too bad, you're never able to get your class schedule changed. ITT Tech student: omfg why are we even here in class if all you do is give us 3209841209 pages of reading!! ITT Tech frickin sucks!
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| University of Phoenix | |||
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That school you know from spam email. Another diploma mill like Walden University or Trinity Southern University that US News and World Report thinks are below even a ttt. Their school consists of canned classes and shares most of the content with the other online schools. There is no original thought, their reputation is that of junk mail and no one that you have ever heard of has graduated from there. Let's check me email today... ...penis enlargement... ...refinance my mortgage.... university of phoenix wants me to attend.. ..some chick named Susan wants to get it on with me... ..same junk mail, different day.
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| Degree Mill | |||
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Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education valueless.
Also known as a Diploma Mill Well known places that are degree mills include Trinity Southern University, Walden University, Trump University, Wesleyan International University, and Prixo Southern University.
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Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education valueless.
Also known as a Degree Mill Well known places that are diploma mills include Trinity Southern University, Walden University, Trump University, Wesleyan International University, and Prixo Southern University.
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| Full Sail University | |||
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Formerly known as "Full Sail Real World Education", Full Sail is another for-profit diploma mill. Usually, Full Sail guarantees its students an automatic way into the entertainment industry if they can shell out $50,000 a year. Unfortunately, no one takes Full Sail graduates seriously, in fact most people don't even consider it a real school. I went to Full Sail University and all I got was a crummy piece of paper (receipt) that won't get me hired anywhere.
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| Regent University | |||
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Christian university started by televangelist Pat Robertson. Originally called "CBN University" (interestingly named after the TV channel), the goal of this institution is to turn out Christian Neoconservative drones in hopes of putting them into positions of power (such as in DC, Hollywood, news media, etc.). This became apparent after the Monica Goodling scandal, which revealed hundreds of Regent grads working in the Bush Administration. Most of the classes at Regent focus on applying right-wing Christian ideals to politics, law, and the media. more...
Regent considers its law school to be better than that of Harvard, yet it is so poorly ranked it's a joke. A degree from Walden University will get you more job opportunities than a degree from this place. It is ranked lower than a ttt and its students' reviews are even worse. However, the people at Regent know this, which is why they create massive amounts of propaganda to make the school look better than it is. They like to brag about beating Harvard Law students in competitions, but when it comes to who gets the better careers after school, Regent alumni can hardly get up there. By the way, John Ashcroft |
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| Walden University | |||
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A marketing company masquerading as a school. Anytime anyone says anything bad about them online a bunch of fake people, who all sound exactly the same, show up to defend it.
The school is the bottom of the barrel of accredited colleges. It is the community college of online schools. The only reason to go to Walden University is because you can't get in anywhere else. This review will never be number #1 on Urban Dictionary because Walden University staff members are paid to scour the internet and purge honest information about their school.
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A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants. Thank you sir, may I have another?
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| Lincoln Tech | |||
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a technical institute in NJ that wastes your hard earned money. filled with extremely dumb people. "hey man, you wanna waste 16 thousand dollars?"
"sure, let's go to Lincoln Tech" |
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place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
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