Thesaurus for cool story

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for cool story

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro
by a1b2c3d4e5 January 05, 2009
Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.

Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.
I couldn't go to sleep last night because some bros at the party next door kept screaming, "Whoooooo!!! YEAAHHHHH! Whooooooo!"
by J Will May 08, 2005
What white-trash call Television shows.
Bubba, run to the Piggly Wiggly and pick mamma up some smokes. I don't want to miss my stories.
by King Festus September 13, 2005
The best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "cool" is very relaxed, never goes out of style, and people will never laugh at you for using it, very conveniant for people like me who don't care about what's "in."
Homestar is cool.
The Red Sox are cool.
Twinkies are cool.
by Cool guy May 07, 2003
A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.
Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."
by Drake Aldan April 06, 2004
A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 22, 2007
When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
by Schteen November 10, 2003
the same thing of "cool story bro" but more dumb.
gamer 1: I have a my first pentakill last nigth in League Of Legends, using Shaco, was amazing only me and my friend

gamer 2: pics¿

gamer 1: I forget them

gamer 2: cool story bra
by turbotime September 19, 2010
CSB
Cool story, bro. When someone tells you a boring story that really needn't be shared. Sarcastically replied.
Fred: "Yesterday I got a cut, so I put a band-aid on it."
Nick: "CSB."
by JewForensicsGirl May 08, 2010

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