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Thesaurus for congressman

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for congressman

A worthless person who contributes nothing to society, they think they deserved to be called honorable, however they are really just leeches of free healthcare and govt benefits when they have plenty of money so that they really don't need either.
Tom: Well Maria just took another week off work because she just felt like going out to dinner and having people kiss her ass.

Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.
by MrHobbes69 June 27, 2014
1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.
George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!
by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004
Sitting Texas Congressman and one time Libertarian Party presidential candidate. The only honest man left in Washington.
I bet Ron Paul's speeches on the floor of congress are a real annoyance to all the theiving, lying, murdering, slime-dripping scumbags there.
by epsilon minus January 18, 2004
the funniest word in the world.... for now
weiner weiner weiner wiener weiner hahahaha
by panties August 03, 2003
Poli: Many
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Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
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= Many bloodsucking creatures.
Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush.




-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.
man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault.
by TheVoiceOfReason January 26, 2005
An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Republican can no longer be voted into office.
by Grimrider November 27, 2002
Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.
If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.
by The Daily Show April 29, 2013
The United States Democratic Party. Usually characterized by beliefs such as:

- personal privacy rights, including legalized abortion and gay marriage
- protection of civil liberties
- protection of the enviornment
- multilateral foreign policy
- extensive government services, such as health care, education, and welfare
- tax system that causes the rich to pay more taxes to pay for above government services

There are currently 202 Democrats in the House of Representatives and 44 in the Senate.
This is a neutral definition of the word Democrat. Urban Dictionary should be about defining words, not advancing a point of view.
by AlexdB December 30, 2005
The type of person you become to impress the opposite sex.
She wouldnt like the real me so, i give her my representative when we go out.
by SEMINOLE088 March 16, 2010