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Also known as C-Town by natives, Cleveland is a famous city in the northern area of Ohio that may be even more popular then the capital of Ohio, Columbus. It borders Lake Erie and is known for extreme, ever-changing weather. It is also known for being the poorest city in the United States, very culturally diverse, and the origin of many rap/hip hop artists. There is a lot of cultural pride here, occasionally racism (Mostly the ever-ignorant Black vs. White. Both sides are guilty - Police specificly target blacks, and then there is a day called May Day where white people cannot attend school unless they want their ass kicked.) There are many gangs in Cleveland that mostly deal drugs and fight other gangs. Drugs and illegal substances are quite common here. The sports teams of Cleveland are the Indians (Baseball, was good in the 90s, offends Native Americans everywhere and has a big fluffy purple mascot named Slider,) Cavaliers (Basketball, now made famous by LeBron James and Usher,) Browns (Football, now returned and worse than ever,) Barons(Hockey, replaced the Lumber Jacks,) and Force (Soccer.)

If you go to Cleveland, you have to go to the Jake (Jacob's Field), the Q (used to be Gund Arena,) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Hard Rock at least once. There's also something called the Warehouse District, West Side Market, Tower City, and other stuff if you're feeling adventurous.

Sorry if this sucked, I just thought Cleveland needed a detailed definition.
"We're here with C-Town's finest."

"LeBron James lived Akron before the Cleveland Cavaliers snatched him up."

"What it do, C-Town?"

"If you are a woman in Cleveland, bring pepper spray, because many get raped here. Other then that it's pretty nice."
by hmm!? June 22, 2006
usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so
on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance
by dawn June 15, 2002
A small spat of diahreah is literally blown out of the anus, masqueraded as mere gas. Not until the actual exit from the anus, does the unfortunate mud blower realize that what they believed to be simple gas, turned out to be a forceful eruption of diarreah. To blow mud; blowing mud; blew mud;
I had to leave work early because I thought I was in the clear to bust a real loud ass fart, I was going to let one rip, but it turned out that I blew mud all over my underwear instead. I have to escape quickly before the smell is detected by a colleague. (Blow Mud)
by tsohma September 29, 2005
Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.
Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
Night before drink a case a beer and about 5 chili dogs. Have morning sex.When you come push as hard as you can and spackle everything with in 4 feet of you. Enjoy the destruction!!!
That is a Cleveland Hurricane.......the definition explains it all.
by Matthew13 May 11, 2006
A freakin' awesome baseball team. The tribe has had some of baseball's best players since 1995. Former Indians players include Manny Ramiez, Roberto Alomar, Jim Thome, Bartolo Colon, Kenny Lofton, Albert Belle and Omar Vizquel. Oh yeah, and Orel Hershiser, Eddie Murray, David Justice, Sandy Alomar Jr., Charles Nagy, Juan Gonzalez, and Dennis Martinez. Many of these players are future hall of famers. They made it to the World Series in 1995 and 1997, and won there division 6 out of 7 years from 1995 to 2001. Currently, they are a team on the rise, with young stars like C.C. Sabathia, Travis Hafner, Cliff Lee, Jhonny Peralta, Victor Martinez, and Grady Sizemore. They will definitely win a World Series in the near future.
Who'll win the division this year, Bob?
The Cleveland Indians of course!
by D-Hop27 February 26, 2006
When team mate-1 known as the "door-man" hangs on the end of a door(in pull-up position) and team mate-2 known as the "pusher" than swings the door open with appropriate force causing the door-man to hopefully swing into the person sitting closest to the door known as the " vicinity known as the "klick" and farts on the victim. After this is accomplished, both fat-ass team mates(dont kid yourselves, you know you'r fat)evacuate the area as if they were being chased down by bigfoot. (wink wink)
jimmy hung on the end of a door and gave melissa a cleveland kliff-hanger.
by heather jimmyson October 29, 2006
When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.
There is no example i can give
by chris April 01, 2004
A Male naturaly with all the attributes of a woman except for the plumbing. A true Ladyboy does not need surgery or makeup to look like a woman, nor is there a need to try and sound like a woman it is all natural for them.
If you go in to a club or talk to a Ladyboy on the street you would not know from the body language or voice that you are talking to a man.

Once the truth is known, one might even want to try him/she out just to see if they can get past the plumbing issues.
by RearEnder April 26, 2005