Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.
Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.
I couldn't go to sleep last night because some bros at the party next door kept screaming, "Whoooooo!!! YEAAHHHHH! Whooooooo!"
What are broskis?
Broskis are guys that would do anything for each other, excluding: homosexual activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on (broskis don't cry).
What does being a broski mean?
A broski is the top of the social food chain. By having connections with broskis, you will open up more doors to the future then ever before. A broski is the highest rank of friend, therefore allowing more things to be done without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just broskis." They'll know.
Why the word broski?
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broskis and its benefits.
2. If a Broski has been dumped, the rest of the Broskis shall not pursue interest in said girl until a 6 month waiting period has been completed.
3. No fornication in a Broski's bed, or you will be forced to wash the sheets yourself. This includes comforter, sheets, and everything else on the aforementioned bed that has been tainted by another's man gravy.
4. If two or more Broskis arrive at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other Broskis to find other ways home.
The only exception is if the driving Broski is hooking up with his girlfriend. The law is therefore void, and the driver is responsible for returning his fellow men to their respective homes.
5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is if a Broski has lost a bet. Of course, the figurative "getting in a girl's pants" is completely acceptable.
6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's girlfriend. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of Bare-Knuckle Boxing.
7. No Broski should ever be held in contempt for fixing himself in public.
8. A Broski shall never be cockblocked by another Broski.
9. Broskis will never stand next to each other in a bathroom. Broskis should stand with an empty urinal in between themselves. Also, no conversating in the bathroom.
10. Broskis shall never bring a girl to a Broski's night out.
11. Broskis may not cry, unless one of the following criteria is met. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph. (man law)
12. Broskis should never wait longer than 5-6 minutes for another Broski. However, when waiting for a girl, the said Broski must wait 10 minutes for every point she scores on The Scale. 1-10, 10 being the higest.
13. If another Broski's fly is down, the onlooker saw nothing and says nothing.
14. The only time when a Broski is allowed to pop his collar is in imitation of a violator.
15. Broskis must always act as a wingman for your fellow Broski in the event that an attractive girl has an unattractive friend. If the wingman gets carried away and hooks up with the unattractive girl, the Broski he was defending shall not speak of it.
16. You poke it, you own it.
17. Whack it before you tap it because its easier to pull out than put on (Emre)
18. No Broski shall EVER raise a hand to a woman or child with intentions of violence. Any violators will be persecuted under the full extent of our power. Corporal punishment can be expected.
19. If a Broski gets in a fight, all Broskis at hand must come to assistance and aid at all costs. The penalty is loss of respect and trust. (Magarity)
20. Any broski who delays a game of madden texting a female will receive a touchdown penalty even if the female is a perfect 10. (Pat Flynn)
21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension. (Pat Flynn)
22. Snitches get stiches. (Tom Finnegan)
23. NO FEMALES IN THE BROSKI GROUP!
broski 1:yo broski wats up
broski 2:nothin much gettin some girls
broski 1:yea same here
This is the slang term for "bro" which is slang for brother..a slang inside a slang 8) THIS ORIGINATED IN THE STATE OF HAWAII! for those who think that it originated in southern california or where ever, your are miss informed. It is the pigeon (english-hawaiian slang) word that is used state wide in Hawaii not only by surfers but by all people born and raised in hawaii of all racial groups. and it pains me when i hear cali haole tourist say it.
a' brah we go beach
ho brah where you stay
= to bro, brother, dude, man, or friend
hey broseph, whats going on tonight ?
a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad
my brother is a good guy.
Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.
Steve: Ah, Dave!!! I can't believe you stole this first pressing of Aladdin Sane from your record store for me. We were just talking about this the other night.
Dave: No sweat, pal.
Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.
A word that americans use to address each other. Particularly stoners, surfers and skaters.
dude, i'm like......dude
Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food
Friends: Would bail you out of jail
Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!"
Friends: Won't laugh at you.
Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around!
Friends: Has never seen you cry
Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Homies: Have you on speed dial
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friends: Only knows a few things about you
Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door
Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"
Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments...
Homies: Are next to you making them!
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Homies: They already know not to tell...
Friends: Are only through highschool
Homies: They are for life
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!"
Friends: Will leave you in a ditch
Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!
Friends: Would ignore this letter
Homies: Will send this this back to the person who sent it to u!
wazup homie!! howz it going!!
a barrier known to all men, that is almost the only thing between us(males) and the holy mounds known as BOOBS, and if you didn't know that your a fuckin' moron.
"dude i was gettin' to 2nd base but i couln't get her bra off"
"bras at a tittie bar are almost as useless as beer at an AA meeting"
bro, friend ,amigo, brother
hey brohan hows it hanging