(UK) tits - From cockney slang "Bristol City = Titty"
Your sister's got great bristols mate. How much to squeeze 'em?
things that guys like to play with
excuse me, can I touch your boobs?
Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain.
, tig ol' bitties
, dirty pillows
, tig bitties
, fun bags
, meat puppets
, bahama mammas
, big brown eyes
, bodacious tatas
, brown suckies
, Cadillac bumper bullets
, fried eggs
, jungle tits
, golden bazoos
, golden winnebagoes
, nice pair
, penis squeezers
, starter buttons
, bee stings
, rolling hills
, cup cakes
, dairy section
, love apples
, love monkeys
, luscious scoops of flesh
, love warts
, massive mammaries
, milk factories
, mosquito bites
, pink chewies
, towel racks
February 16, 2004
A human being from the city of Bristol in south-west England. Doesn't necessarily have to be a chav because not all Bristolians are chavs (thank god). Usually have a legendary Bristolian accent and greet people by saying "Awrite Lover" or "Awrite me baba" (Baba=baby).
In a pub
Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?
Mary: Awrite me baba?
Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.
Mary: Right you are my love.
Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?
Mary: Right you are again my love.
A member nation of the United Kingdom. It is part of an island nation in western Europe, which invented football (which we have mixed results in) Rugby (same again) and many other handy things.
Together with Scotish enlghtenment (mainly based in Edinburgh) Welsh raw materials, Irish manpower. The English played a huge part in turning Great Britain into the first truly industrialised nation.
It also (again with the aid of the other home nations) formed the largest empire the world had yet seen. Strangely the English attempts at Empire had been successful but not greatly so, while the Scots had failed in panama. When the two combined however things really took off (strange)
The English also proved themselves to be a strong fighting nation both on sea and land and contrary to popular myth were equal to the other home nation regiments. For some reason many seem to believe that a race of people that sailed across the North sea and took over much of the fertile land of Great Britain and then fought virtualy non stop with Europe, should be considered pansies.
The English are now a hugely mixed group, however as they consider and take pride in their mixed basterdised background (creating a better stronger gene pool) this has had no real negative consequences unless a group is clearly segregating themselves (hence the dislike of the muslim veil)
The English relationship with the rest of the U.K. has been tense for many years in the past due mainly to the constant wars between themselves with no clear outcome other than pointless arguements over things that happened in the middle ages.
The main cause for dislike now is not so much cultural differences (as there are none to speak of other than accents)it is more of a dislike based on news reports wanting to create hatred. Football and Rugby matches that are treated like wars (its only a sodding game)and a sense of calling yoursef different for the sake of wanting to be different. This has been fueled by a largely pointless and over nostalgic view of the past in many celtic countries which now believe they can improve themselves by dressing stupidly and speaking languages that are basically defunct. rather like the Italians reverting to Latin on a whim or the English learning Anglo Saxon.
England perform on average on their own. United with the other nations of Britain. THEY ROCK!
A woman's breasts. Especially when large and shapely.
I enjoy my jugs! Especially on a hot day when I wear a sleeveless T-Shirt!
The breasts of a male or female, can also be called:
BIG BROWN EYES
MOUNT OF ULIES
Dude, those zepplins are fucking huge!
1. An applicant lacking even basic job skills
2. Someone supremely un-self-aware or lacking any relative sense of what he/she does or doesn't know.
HR sent me another Palin for the marketing manager job.
Slang word for womens breast. Such as tits, boobies, hotters and so on.
Guy1: Look at the fun bags on that girl.
Guy2: Yeah she as such huge breat.