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Photoshop, but in real life.
Man, she looks way better after that plastic surgery.
by pastaroni July 26, 2008
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An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.
by cougargeiger February 18, 2005
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if your bitch moans and looks you in the eye its fake
by Anonymous May 09, 2003
3631 970
(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

(3) Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status.

(4) Term used to exclaim hardship.
(1) "Stop bitching Todd!"
(2) "Can I ride bitch?"
(3) "Bring my friend and I some vodka bitch"
(4) *Peron tells story to other cellmate, depicting how they came to be there, cellmate says* "Ain't that a Bitch!"
by Jedidiah October 23, 2002
21345 8818
Interjection commonly used after a person has been insulted, disgraced, or humiliated. Derived from the phrase "in your face."

See also: Foice, Fish, pHacR.
"Last night I got pulled over for tipping."
"FACE!!!11"
by slag March 30, 2004
1134 426
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
28340 8653
The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. It was released in 1990, and is a metal album. The tracks that can be found on this album are:
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"

Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley, awesome bass from Mike Starr (better than Mike Inez, who would later replace him), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, and great drums from the always entertaining Sean Kinney.

Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.
Since its release, Facelift has reached Double Platinum status.
by Nikki [aka Layne's lover] January 21, 2007
49 21
A materialistic, fake man or woman. In particular, someone who is attractive yet lacks any sort of depth whatsoever.
Everyone in this club is plastic.
by xomber March 12, 2005
663 124
When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.
I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.
by Darla Washington May 05, 2004
91 29
1. Verb - to press up against or to jostle.
2. Noun - the end part of a rifle or shotgun or machinegun that rests against the shoulder or pectoral muscles to increase stability during firing.
3. Noun - the part of a human being that knows wind and earth. The buttocks and anus of a person.
4. Noun - the recipient or target of a joke.
Ever since Father O'Malley was caught butting that butt into that young choirboy's butt, he has become the butt of many cruel jokes.
by HMB April 11, 2003
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