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Thesaurus for blood

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for blood

1. A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover.
2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.
1. "PERIODS ARE EBIL!!! EEEEBILLL!!!"
2. "Use a period for once, goddamnit."
by Shatose October 27, 2003
A national street gang, well known for wearing the color red, selling crack, and illiteracy
I went down Compton Ave, stupid Bloods were selling crack everywhere. If only they knew how to read, they could work for Merck and sell drugs legally.
by Lexicon Master November 14, 2003
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
The best friend a penis will ever have.
Jack inserted his penis into Jill's vagina and both had fun for hours.
by urban pervert June 12, 2003
Thoroughly stupid, illiterate, and ignorant people who:

* Tie blue rags around their ass holes
* Make stupid signs with their hands
* Haven't the slightest amount of courage
* Aren't bold enough to knock over a liquor store without six of their buddies standing around
* Are too stupid to know how to hold a handgun
* Are too ignorant to get a job
* End up in prison, or maybe dead in the gutter
Shauntay and Esmore are crips. They hold their guns on their sides to show everyone how stupid they are
by The Wog Whomper May 03, 2005
The Little League of organized crime. A social club for teenagers or young adults without a drive to contribute to society in a positive manner. Members often lack any sense of self-esteem so seek out like minds and congregate in large groups. Scholastic vocabulary is limited so they communicate via cryptic hand signals. Can be comparable to a Dark Side of the Mickey Mouse Club: Members often engage in theft, vandalism, rape, murder, in order to get respect and recognition that they fail to receive in their very short lives.
Hey bro, I'm in your gang! Come to my room, and I will show you my hood.
by WhiteWillie June 18, 2006
Something that does not sparkle.
Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.
by lacunainc May 13, 2009
Thoroughly stupid, illiterate, and ignorant people who:

* Tie blue rags around their ass holes
* Make stupid signs with their hands
* Haven't the slightest amount of courage
* Aren't bold enough to knock over a liquor store without six of their buddies standing around
* Are too stupid to know how to hold a handgun
* Are too ignorant to get a job
* End up in prison, or maybe dead in the gutter
Shauntay and Esmore are crips. They hold their guns on their sides to show everyone how stupid they are
by The Wog Whomper May 03, 2005
cum
1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.
I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.
The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school.
by bryan18 August 15, 2005