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the #1 cause of suicide in the United States
Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
by manc od May 18, 2006
The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
by Matt J September 06, 2005
One who pretends to fuck a bear to get the police's attention (as seen in the movie Super Troopers).
"Excuse me...bear....BEAR FUCKER! Do you need assistance?"
by Mister Hat April 12, 2007
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
a huge gut obtained from drinking massive quantities of beer
Look at all the old guys with their beer bellies hanging out of their tye dye shirts and leather jackets. I love them
by beer belly September 07, 2003
Strawberries are berries grown on straw.
Cranberriesare berries that cranes love to eat.
Blueberriesare berries which color is blue.
And so your belly is ...
Beerberry

Berryberry is a berry filled with a lot of beer.
I've been spending too much time at bars lately and getting fat. Look at my belly, it's a "beerberry."
by Sachie Kanda February 14, 2008
The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.
I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.
by flypina July 13, 2006
the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!
by z man March 10, 2005
Oral sex from a girl who has had too many beers, and is drunk off her ass. If she has had way too many beers, or is just not able to control herself, she will puke foam all over the place.
" Yo I thought it was gonna be a great night, but all I got was beer head. Shit was disgusting. Then she spewed. Gross"
by M C's October 25, 2009