1. (before 1997) Something really bad; a failure
2. (after 1997) Something considered excellent and/or the best (uses modifier "the")
1. I hated that movie! I'm not surprised that it was a total bomb at the box office.
2. I loved that movie! It was the bomb!
Something George W. Bush can't pronounce. It's not "Noo-kyoo-ler". What a fucking shit-for-brains.
George W. Bush: "Nuculer weapons"
When ones underwear is grabbed by the waist band ans pulled up as high as it can go.
Man my friend gave me the most painfull wedgie and my boxers riped it went so high.
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is ...
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
When one is still in undewear and someone pulls up on the waistband and tries to pull it over the recivers head.
Man my "friend" came over while my parents were out at the time. then he cave me an atomic wedgie. after that he duck taped my hands to my chest my legs together and the wedgie to my head he also duck taped me to the floor under my bed it was summer and my parents didnt find me till 3 days passed it hurt.
an atomic bomb is performed by climbing to the top of the stall and shitting (or attempting to shit) into the toilet from about 5 to 6 feet above the bowl
may also be called atomic dump
freddy climbed up on the stall and dropped an atomic bomb into the crapper
The feeling after a night out when you feel terrible. Usually beacause of the amount of alcohol you have consumed.
"Im hanging this morning"
Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.
even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.
A type of underwear.
- Smaller, so when you're pantsless you look more embarrassing.
- Dissed by people who think they're cool and stuff.
- Prevents your balls from swinging around during physical activity.
I played Pump It Up wearing boxers today, and my testicles almost fell off because I wasn't wearing briefs.