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Thesaurus for asphyxiate

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for asphyxiate

as·phyx·i·ate
to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)

that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation
by *^%& October 25, 2007
An act in which a team or a person collaspe when they are expected to win no matter what the other team does.
The New York Yankees CHOKED majorly against the Boston Red Sox in the American League Championship Series in 2004.
by Nico April 02, 2005
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
The inability to throw a pass within five yards of a receiver in a playoff game.
Andy Dalton loves choking in playoff situations.
by Fuckandydalton January 05, 2014
1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.
1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven
by The Metal Mallet October 07, 2004
Autoerotic is the practice of stimulating oneself sexually.The most common autoerotic practice is masturbation, and the two terms are often used as synonyms, although masturbation can also occur with a partner.
how was your date?
Very bad so I went to the home and did some autoerotic by myself.
by NedTuRkish August 16, 2011
something that sparks sexual feelings, urges to get down, all meaning.....something that gets you horny.
"men see strippers cause they're erotic"


i tried.
by etchasketch October 21, 2003
The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
by Master Bates March 23, 2003
A common whore model type, which evolves from craigslist and then into cheap internet porn.
"Damn! That tattooed chick is hot!"
"Be careful, she's one of them asphyxia models."
"...Gross."
"Indeed."
by crispyangels April 01, 2010