scariest fucking thing on earth.
have you ever been to Chuck E. Cheese and looked behind the curtain?
Pretty much the coolest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an ipod, a phone, and an internet browser. It can also be a remote control, computer mouse, electric razor, mouse trap, a taser, deodorant, hand grenade, a condom, wipes your ass, and gives you eternal life.
John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?
Mike: No, I have my iPhone
A person in a wheelchair.
That droid took the good, big stall on the end with the nice hand rails.
The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.
I used google to search for transsexual porn!
that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!
Release 2.1 of Google's Android
2.0 was also called Eclair, but this release never made it to the market. Bluethooth, digital zoom, Maps, browser and contact lists were among the improvements compared to Donut
Eclair is Android's biggest success so far (October 2010), Froyo
might beat Eclair and is bound to beat iPhone as well.
A: Do you want an eclair?
B: Oh my, are we serving posh candy today?
(n) abbrev. frozen yogurt
"Priesteez, late night fro yo?"
"Say frozen yogurt, you loser."
a city in alabama
sweet home alabama.. dun dun do daint don dun dow
An individual whom is extremely stupid. Lacks intelligence and common sense.
Paris Hilton is a donut.
Release 2.3 of Google's Android
There is still a lot unknown about Gingerbread, it is said that Google will release a music store and that 2.3 will support video calls, but that has not been confirmed. Gingerbread will have better integration with social networks and is likely to support (online) games as well.
A: Have you seen that Gingerbread demo?
B: From Shrek?
A: Never mind...