a well-known forum in the legal community, otherwise known as the sewer where the perverts
go to roost after three years of law school, resulting in broken wallets
and broken dreams. most of them are either unemployed, sweating it out in unventilated document review
basements, or doing toilet ID work. some appear
to be dangerously close to "leaving las vegas" levels of despair. to cope, they either threaten suicide, act out their
fantasies by pretending
to be BIGLAW associates, or talk about scat
i failed the bar, because
the i.q. of a lemur, but i blame it all on affirmative action, and now i pass the time talking
my inability to control
my bowel movements on jdjive.
i can't get a job, so i talk about giving a dirty sanchez
to my imaginary secretary on jdjive.