Thesaurus for Wanker
Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for Wanker
Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.
eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.
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by anonymous Mar 18, 2003 add a video
anyone who defines their own name on urban dictionary
what the shit? that kid is a fucking idiot.
Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.
My ex-girlfriend is a fucking cunt.
predominantely British term for masturbation
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.
As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
a person who is an idiot and shows it all too well
"Stop humping the chair! You're such a dickhead!"
Your current boss.
"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."
by anonymous Dec 5, 2002 add a video
The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.
Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.