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What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.

While not technically the largest city in Missouri (that honor belongs to Kansas City, due to some creative annexing and stupidity on St. Louis' part), the entire area's a lot bigger and more influential. Home to Budweiser, the St. Louis Cardinals and the Gateway Arch, this city of roughly 2.8 million people also has some good music, good food and weird customs. It's pretty much Boston-on-the-Mississippi: mostly Catholic, very insular, loves baseball a little too much, has an inferiority complex (here it's with Chicago) that we take out through baseball. It's got a lot of bad points, too: we live too much in the past, we've deluded ourselves into thinking we're either still really important or just a "big small town", and we can't support a football team worth a damn. Overall, it's a very Midwestern city: misunderstood and a little weird.

The Show-Me State. The northern half of the state tends to be flat and fits in culturally with the Midwest. Northern Missourians say "Miz-zur-ree". The southern half of the state is defined by the Ozark Mountains and tends to identify with the South, rather than the Midwest. Southern Missourians say "Mizz-zur-rah" keeping in tradition with the original French pronunciation of the Indian word that was used as the basis for the state's name. Southern Missourians in the Ozarks tend to speak iwith an accent similiar to Tennessee.

Home to President Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney, and famed Generals John "Black Jack" Pershing and Omar Bradley.

The World Series appears to have got its name due to hyperbolic newspaper reporting during its early days. It seems to be accepted now that the New York World Newspaper did not sponsor the event. So blame the media, not Americans

An immensely shitty year.

One of the Greatest players in Major League Baseball currently, if not the greatest. Is often compared to Ted Williams and Joe Dimaggio for his amazing success through his first five years. Is having yet another great year this year, and set the April home run record, with 14 homers. Could very well break many records before his career is said and done, if he stays healthy. A much more popular player than Barry Bonds, who is hated throughout the media and fanbase for his attitude and his possible use of steroids.

2006 Miami Heat - NBA Champions

A very sarcastic way of saying NOT GOOD.

A large midwestern city including Kansas City Missouri, Kansas City Kansas, and the suberbs surrounding it. It's very spread out and is a pretty average place to live.