the majority of Urban Dictionary's definitions
Every time I've looked up food phrases on Urban Dictionary, they've all had sexual definitions.
1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm
Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.
I just got some spam
inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???
What happens when you mix two-hand tapping and early shredding at 120+ bpm and throw it on a Charvel Strat ripped apart and put back together. The very beginnings of modern guitar virtuosity, and the basis upon which every shred solo written was built. The pinnacle of precise skill, speed and progression.
Also, a very kickass Van Halen song.
I just played Eruption up to speed, and now I can't peel this orange.
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,
NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
when a partner male or female cums too quick on the female partner when she is about to cum
girl:"ugh my hubby just quit on my last night when i was about to pop, i got bluevaries"
The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.
This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again
i assume that if you're looking up horny you're probably horny in some way, hence the first example.
what happens to me after reading anything.
the state i am in after reading the above definitions.
or a wanting to masturbate
Warning to all males!
The following example may make you horny, so if you're in a public place where someone might see your bone, refrain from reading by clicking the red x at the top right corner of your window. Thank you, and enjoy if you're already horny.
The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her space...