Thesaurus for Punto

Northern Virginia. A term issued to the several counties surrounding Washington DC by other regions in Virginia. Rich-yuppy-suburban-capital of the world.

Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".

a : to search (as in public places) for a sexual partner. b: to go about the streets at random but on the lookout for possible developments.

A horrible car to buy that breaks down all the time.

Also known as Sheila or Toby. The greatest car in the history of the UK infrastructure. Puntos kick ass.

Verb - To Kev

A chavvy way of describing the action of cruising in a car, often playing loud, cheap dance music in badly modified hatchbacks with no badges and those little blue LED sets you get with Max Power magazine.

Old Vauxhall Novas and Fiat Puntos are popular with Kevvers.

A Vagina, 3 kinds:

1. Poonana is a little girls vagina 0-13.
2. Poonani A teenagers vagina 13-20.
3. Poontang a mature womans vagina (quite good) 20-35.
4. Poonono an old vagina often with large muff 35-110.