Thesaurus for Poop
Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for Poop
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1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
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2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies. The Shit List: The Ghost Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl. The Clean Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper. The Wet Shit You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. The Second Wave Shit This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. The Corn Shit No explanation necessary. The Lincoln Log Shit The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. The Nororius Drinker Shit The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is ... |
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what one says when one is afraid to say shit Oh crap!
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taking a shit "im gonna go take a dump"
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(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass (!) = Tight Ass (_?_) = Dumb Ass (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass (_$_) = Rich Ass (_x_) = Kiss My Ass (_X_) = Get Off My Ass |
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Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe
There is THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on....... THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!! THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors) Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
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1: the stuff monkeys throw at each other and later sniff for pleasure (think of it as monkey cocaine)
2: crap Those monkeys are throwing feces at each and then smoking it!
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Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even loch ness monster shape. From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet |
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1. 1-man salute
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2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11. Anal volcano 12. Arse blast 13. Ass blaster 14. Ass-scented methane 15. Ass biscuit 16. Ass thunder 17. Ass whistle 18. A turd whistling for the right of way 19. Backdoor breeze 20. Backfire 21. Bad sprinkling 22. Baking brownies 23. Barking spiders 24. Bean blower 25. Beep your horn 26. Belch from behind 27. Better open a window 28. Blast off 29. Blast the chair 30. Blasting the ass trumpet 31. Blat 32. Blow ass 33. Blow mud 34. Blow the big brown horn 35. Blowing the butt bugle 36. Blowing you a kiss 37. Bomber 38. Bottom blast 39. Bottom burp 40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 41. Break wind 42. Breath of fresh air 43. Brown horn brass choir 44. Brown thunder 45. Bun shaker 46. Burnin' rubber 47. Buster 48. Busting ass 49. Butt bleat 50. Butt burp 51. Butt hair harmony 52. Butt percussion 53. Butt trauma 54. Butt trumpet 55. Butt tuba 56. Buttock bassoon 57. Cheek flapper 58. Cheesin' 59. Colonic calliope 60. Crack a rat 61. Crack one off 62. Crack splitters 63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 65. ... |
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What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary? Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
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A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop. I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
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