Thesaurus for Penrith

Mispelled mockery of Penrith, makes fun of the way bogans in Penrith speak.A funny little place that is on the outskirts of the Sydney Metropolitan area (largely due to urban sprawl). About 50 kms away from the heart of Sydney. Home to the Penrith Panthers.

A municipality and national park about 70km west of Sydney. The Blue Mountains is a World Heritage listed area and a popular tourist destination, home to the highly overrated 'three sisters' and other such 'attractions'.

Aside from the surrounding environment it's a lot like the inner western suburbs of Sydney (Newtown, Petersham, Enmore etc.), but far more boring. There are lots of cafes, galleries and overpriced shops and it's full of hippies, old people, trust fund kiddies, bogans, stoners, journalists, artists, burnt out celebrities + executives or yuppies with holiday homes. Most of the youth are either hipsters or eshays and regularly either smoke weed, write poetry, play guitar, or all three.

No real crime happens in the Mountains and the police reports published in the local paper, "the gazette", generally involve a man being arrested for running naked through the streets after a night on the piss; a missing dog; a person being arrested for trying to talk his way back into a pub after being ejected by bouncers and very occasionally, someone being charged with possession of weed.

An Australian term used to describe teenagers who wear a nautica, polo or nike white hat, tilted upright revealing the front of their hair with the strap at the back done up tight so it is dangling out the back, a striped polo or nautica shirt with the collar popped and either saucony or nautica trackies or shorts, topped off with nike Tnz which are fresh. These lads think they are tough but are generally small and skinny and travel in packs trying to roll other innocent bystanders for their worth.

Perfection. A beautiful young woman desired by many, but she desires only one other. Fearing love yet wanting it. Amazing. Stupendous. Incredible. What else is there to say?

a common mispelling of teh.