device invented to hide our thoughts
example: ".....?" - "....!"
When your primary language is english but you mix a word with a sound of a different language origin such as chinese or russian in a racist form. Not spanish. It's already referred to as "spanglish"
Shoot duwn tha chupwa!(linguo with chinese) Cheekin fyied wice!(linguo with chinese)
Someone who is obsessed with women making them sandwiches.
Manfred: Make me a sandwich
Mildred: What a man...
1) Words/Phrases only males use in public.
2) The translation of women saying something, trying to be smart and somehow convince you to do something.
3) A language invented by Gz A.K.A Gopesh
1) "i did her hardcore up the ass" or "I need a slash" - Manslang Phrases
2) Woman: Why do you never say hello to me first?
Man: In other words "Your such a B*****d, always making me say hello first, you say it first for a change you p***k!
Woman: I didnt say that.
Man: Thats my Manslang Translation of it.
3) "yiz fizzay schmeckenuf" = "your fine, i cant get enough"
Male facial hair that is long, dark, and coarse much like that of pubic hair.
"Check out that guy's publics."
"Your publics are showing."
"Publics are quickly emerging as a trend among scene kids."
the only reason Urbandictionary.com exists
www.urbandictionary.com is a slang online dictionary. "Define your World"
Turning a thing understandable to one group of people to a thing understandable to another.
You quero taco bell! translated as
This is a stupid advertisement!
Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far.
Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjob
s in return.
Prefer large dick
s. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter.
Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone.
When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches
When they don't put out, they are also bitches
. When they do, they are sluts
Dick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me."
Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker."
John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before."
Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an orgy
with us? Please, oh please?"
John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"