1. euphamism for sex
2. something (usually flashy like a lure
) used to get sex
3. drugs, particularly cocaine, crack
, or E
1. Hey little girl, want some candy?
2. Hey little girl, want some candy?
3. Hey little girl, want some candy?
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.
And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
"Pop" is what people from Michigan, Minnesota, and Washington use to denote "soda."
Washingtonian: Is there a pop machine in this venue? I am truly parched.
Californian: "Pot machine?" When did they begin the enterprise of vending the cannabis?
Washingtonian: No, good sir. I requested a "pop" machine.
Californian: Is "pop" some other form of illegal or illicit substance?
Washingtonian: No, bloke. Look here: "pop" as in a soft drink--such as a cola beverage, for example.
Californian: Ho! You desire to beseech a "soda."
Washingtonian: It's "pop," damnit. "Pop."
When a girl wants to pleasure you by licking, sucking your penis. Often times, teens dont know how to do this, so they practice a lot. They often times forget to be moving her hand up and down on the part of the penis her mouth cant reach, which will help the ejactulation process. Some girls enjoy, some dont, luckily, my girl doesnt mind it at all.
Advice to all guys: while getting head, make sure to stay very "focused" and into it, and think about how fucking awesome it is while its happening, and just how good it feels, it will make it even better, and during the orgasm, enjoy! It is the best, but, you might not feel the best right after, like, you will feel a little "unhorny", but thats normal. Make sure to love your girl, because she definately cares enough to do this to you. My advice: go down on her too, if she wants it.
Holy shit man, I got head last night, and I am reliving it over and over.
The name 'Lol' is an abreviated form of the name 'Laurence
"Hey Lol, you alright?"
"..Well i was chattin to Lol and he said.."
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.
word of the day: June 07, 2006
any instance when you come upon easy money, whether you jack
it, or barter for it
I can't right now, let me just hit a lick
and ill get you your money.
Australian, n, sweets; candy; confectionery;
I gave her flowers and lollies like a real gentleman. She still wouldnt put out though.