Thesaurus for Lazy Susan

A Japanese box for holding gohan (rice), that should preferably cost about 10-20 dollars, be chibi (small) -sized and kawaii (cute), have 2 kotoba, not be made in China or Corea (Korea), be made out of ceramics but NOT plastic, come with a matching chopstick holder (WITH matching chopsticks), and not be pinku (pink) or any other girl color.

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes

A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.

A quiet flatulent that makes its presence known by a foul odor; "silent but deadly"

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

Susan's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Susan's are extremely fun, caring, intelligent, very funny, beautiful, and make the best friends and girlfriends ever! They are the epitome of classyness!

What to avoid in prison.

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.