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Thesaurus for JFKs

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for JFKs

a.k.a. "The Magic Bullet" - Have a girl wear a blindfold while she is giving you head. At the same time, have a friend sneak in behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Both of you let 'em rip at the same time and nail the skank with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or it was just a magic load.
I think my boyfriend had a friend of his help him JFK me last night. But he insists on a "single bullet theory."
by Saint Sean October 02, 2007
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Kennedy's are very unforgetable. They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at. Kennedys are said to become very successful in life. Kennedys are known for being original. They are leaders not followers. Kennedys are very smart yet they can be sometimes known for being slackers.
That Kennedy is really something.
by kidcoddieson April 08, 2011
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to murder by a sudden and/or secret attack often for political reasons. usually prompted by religious, ideological, political, or military motives. Additionally, assassins may be prompted by financial gain, revenge for perceived grievances, a desire to acquire fame or notoriety
Person 1 - What is assassination? Is it possible to assassinate yourself.

Person 2 - No.

Person 1 - Why?

Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.

Person 1 - Nothing

Person 2 - Exactly
by yourewrong March 08, 2011
15 2
A suburban loud mouth polish family. Likes to drink and constantly fights. The family also carries a very beautiful strand of DNA.
The Brzezinski family can be loud and annoying like any other suburban polish family.

Family Members include...
Brad, Scotty, Brittany, Erin, Steve, Doug, Jane, Kelsee and etc....
by Angelouscc1919 May 21, 2008
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Just Kidding!
you ugly as a troll in the morning. jk'in ya just jk'n ya!!
by catie H December 11, 2003
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A truly great president for what he managed to accomplish during his very short term, although seems to be remembered more as a martyr due to his assasination than for his political accomplishments since he has not had much time.
John F. Kennedy's assasination was a day of national mourning.
by axon December 30, 2004
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political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.
man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault.
by TheVoiceOfReason January 26, 2005
1129 532
The only presendent of the United States of America to be all most assassinated by a pretzil.
Oh my god he must be a dumb fuck!!!
by Derick Nobcheese December 09, 2004
19738 4691
Every major event since the beginning of time.
Everything thats ever happend was a conspiracy, covered up by the government.
by SluseFA June 09, 2007
548 200
A metaphor and a source of irony when referring to a suspicion, conspiracy, or a cover-up of some type.
You'll find all your answers on the grassy knoll
by scumm November 28, 2005
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