someone who is unpredictable
"jane got married in vegas, shes a pistol!"
Old slang, meanging gun. Came from shortening Gattling gun to just gat. Was used during the prohibition era to name any gun, but specifically the thompson submachine gun, aka The Tommy Gun.
Just get that gat out of my face, and everything will be jake.
Sorry guys, but no rapper or gangsta came up with the word Gat. Or chopper, for that matter. Unless you're talking about the prohibition era bootleggers type of gangster, that is.
A term used to describe someone who is a spanner
or a tool
. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.
Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup
. You look like a complete weapon!
The only correct response to "Can I ask you a question?" besides "You just did."
"Can I ask you a question?"
what i have in my trunk
M-16, Ak-47, Ar-15, and many others
First person to call "shotgun!" gets the front passenger seat.Usually "shotgun" is called when some smelly ass or really fuckin annoying people are going to be in the back seat. Or shotgun is the actual front passenger seat.
"Duuude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."
"Ok you have can it."
Firearms are used for several reasons
-Cheating in a knife fight
-Destroying small objects out of boredom
These tools first came around in China with the work of gunpowder. Europe began using firearms in the late 1300s. In the 1500s, the arquebus arrived and anyone could be recruited into the army in a short time, thus knights or any other honorary soldier that had spent a years to a lifetime training weren't needed as little skill was involved in operating a gun. In modern times, many countries have banned them, but they remain common in criminal hands. Although most firearm owners are honest non-criminals, any idiotic scum can get their hands on a firearm, giving it a bad reputation, and giving politicians thought about banning specific guns. There is much controversy in this issue, afterall some people just like going duck hunting with 155mm howitzers, and small concealable silenced automatic weapons designed for murder are perfectly safe after all.
"Firearms are great"-Chuck Norris
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
A small amount of an alcoholic beverege typically above 80 proof. Served in a small glass known as a tumbler. Variety of mixed shots; whisky is the most common straight shot in America.
A complex arrangement of metal parts that is capable of discharging a lead peice at very high speeds, high enough to penetrate fleash and thin slabs of wood. Serves as humankind's (so far) permanent replacement for spears, staffs, swords, daggars, etc. as most effective weapons. Most commonly used for self-defense, murder, killing hostiles, recreational shooting, the standard issue weapons for armies, militias, etc.
Guns aren't the problem. It's criminals, irresponsible people, and totalitarian shitheads getting a hold of them that's the problem.