America's state-sponsored religion.
On Sunday we pray sports.
The greatest and most popular sport in history with more than 5 times the TV audience of the next most popular (cricket - every radio and TV in the sub-continent is permanently tuned to Pakistan/India cricket matches - that's a big audience).
Only Americans call it 'soccer' owing to their vast ignorance of what goes on outside their national boundaries and the misnomer which has them thinking than a corruption of rugby, with all the danger and most of the skill removed can also be called 'football'.
'The Beautiful Game' can be played anywhere, on almost any surface, by any number of players, for almost any length of time. And is. There is no country on earth that doesn't play. It has inspired more passion, more courage and more excitement than any other sport in history and dwarfs everything else.
Football is, without question, the defining sporting activity of the human race.
What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.
I wanted to please my wife, so I thought about baseball.
NBA is for blacks and latinos, and YAO MING!
National Football League
The NFL is better than MLB.
The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.
Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?
To bail out on your team when times get tough.
This team sucks, i'm going to pull a Lebron James and sign with a different team.
The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:
A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.
B) Barry Bonds.
C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.
After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.
The most overpaid assholes in the MLB.
Their fans are also the biggest bandwagoning idiots EVER.
Fuck the Yankees
not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox
the red sox won the world series