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Thesaurus for ESPN

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for ESPN

America's state-sponsored religion.
On Sunday we pray sports.
by thenewnumber904 March 23, 2006
787 213
The greatest and most popular sport in history with more than 5 times the TV audience of the next most popular (cricket - every radio and TV in the sub-continent is permanently tuned to Pakistan/India cricket matches - that's a big audience).

Only Americans call it 'soccer' owing to their vast ignorance of what goes on outside their national boundaries and the misnomer which has them thinking than a corruption of rugby, with all the danger and most of the skill removed can also be called 'football'.

'The Beautiful Game' can be played anywhere, on almost any surface, by any number of players, for almost any length of time. And is. There is no country on earth that doesn't play. It has inspired more passion, more courage and more excitement than any other sport in history and dwarfs everything else.
Football is, without question, the defining sporting activity of the human race.
by sicinius October 15, 2007
5354 3764
The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:

A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.

B) Barry Bonds.

C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.
After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.
by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004
126 30
NFL
National Football League
The NFL is better than MLB.
by Ryan Nodal July 31, 2003
954 386
nba
National
Blacksketball
Association
NBA is for blacks and latinos, and YAO MING!
by fartbutt2x July 31, 2004
1123 594
What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.
I wanted to please my wife, so I thought about baseball.
by Dalian February 24, 2006
1928 887
The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.
Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?
by Jakrel April 19, 2005
2817 1368
To bail out on your team when times get tough.
This team sucks, i'm going to pull a Lebron James and sign with a different team.
by ClevelandRocks543 July 09, 2010
3165 1030
Worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. Is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, racoon piss smelling, face of ESPN.
Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.
by YourGirlMyHouse November 23, 2011
77 38
The most overpaid assholes in the MLB.
Their fans are also the biggest bandwagoning idiots EVER.
Fuck the Yankees
Yankees suck
by hello May 09, 2004
4262 3102