look up any word, like bukkake:

Thesaurus for Discordian American Princess

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for Discordian American Princess

Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission. Using jakes, random acts of weirdness, completely unexpected actions and bizarre practical jokes to blow minds. A holy Discordian mission.

Includes Abbygasm, Bookgasm, Colbertgasm, Erister Egg Hunt or EggGASM, Litgasm, Mileygasm, and more including Gasm Gasm.

Also what a Discordian American Princess has when she successfully completes such a mission and climaxes.
Oh My Goddess! I just Jaked our principal and OMG OMG OMG OMGASM!
by Lord Tolstoy January 20, 2009
When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!
That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!
by discordian December 21, 2003
Often called simply OM, Operation Mindfuck was popularlized in "The Illuminatus! Trilogy" by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. It involves challenging people's perspectives, and shaking them out of their reality tunnels by unexpected actions and events. These usually involve strange twists on normalcy.

Many OMs involve subtlety, so that those whose reality perspective is being challenged don't know whether something's being pulled on them or not. Thus Operation Mindfuck often involves a degree of paranoia.

Operation Mindfuck was created in the 1960s by Ho Chi Zen (aka Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst or Kerry Thornley, co-founder of Discordianism) with fellow Discordians Malaclypse the Younger, The GameMaster of Florin, Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, Harold Lord Randomfactor, and others.

OMs may be performed solo, by a few people, or by a large group. Operation Mindfuck often involves random elements, using the game theory concept that "the only strategy an opponent cannot predict is a random strategy." Participants may use random elements to make decisions, such as rolling dice.

OMs are often done by unconnnected groups of small cells of people, similar to the military tactics of Mao Tse-tung. A participant may know who's in one cell, but have no idea who else is involved in other cells. This makes it extremely difficult to pinpoint and stop those involved.

In the 21st century, OMGASM, or Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, was begun by Professor Cramulus and others. In an OMGASM, people spread the word about a coming OM so it can grow everywhere like scattered seeds.

Operation Mindfuck includes: Anti-Protests, Book OM or BookGASM, Culture Jamming, Erister Egg Hunt or EggGASM, Flash Mobbing, Guerilla Communication, Honorary Membership (in non-existent groups), OM Parades (odd and unexpected parades), Postergasm, Project Pan-Pontification, stamping official documents with unofficial Rubber Stamps, Project Jake, and more.
Let's donate some books to the jail where your uncle's locked up and sneak in "Principia Discordia". Give him some ideas for his own Operation Mindfuck on the guards.
by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009
An Erister egg is a plastic egg into which something unexpected, particularly an odd or surprising message, is placed. It is then hidden to be found much as Easter eggs. But in an Erister Egg Hunt, or EggGASM, the egg finders usually don't know they're participating. They think they're finding normal Easter eggs.

The concept was first proposed to Discordians online by Pinky McFatfat of Dublin 11 days before Easter in 2008. Professor Cramulus named it EggGASM, and the Mythics of Harmonia (Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream and others) named it Erister Egg Hunt. ("Erister" is a combination of "Easter" and the Goddess Discordia or "Eris").

Items that were hidden in plastic eggs that first year included odd quotes, one line meme bombs, a small doll's arm, a pair of black thong panties, a condom, and even a genuine Purple Heart medal. Messages were often included in an egg with a small toy.

Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM is a part of Operation Mindfuck. Getting others involved is a part of OMGASM.
You're putting a candy penis in an Erister Egg? Sweet. Where's your EggGASM going to be?

We're setting up our Erister Egg Hunt two days before Easter at Spring Break Park.

The park by the school? Dude, don't hide something like that where kids can find it! Hide stuff like that at a college.

We already did the college. They got miniature pictures of Miley Ray Cyrus.
by Miley Spears March 23, 2009
A teenage girl or young woman who maintains an unrealistically wholesome, clean-cut image working for a company such as Disney.

Also applies to any such teenager or woman.
Annette Funicello, Miley Ray Cyrus, Lindsey Lohan have been Disney Princesses.
by Felicia Barton July 10, 2008
Getting excited from sneaking Discordian, eccentric, alternative, controversial, pornographic or illegal books or tracts into places they would never be found. Also the act of introducing such books. Books may be brought in or donated, often hidden with other books to hide their true nature.

Popular places to place books and tracts are public libraries, jails, prisons, houses of worship, church pews, motels, hotels, book stores, public restrooms, park benches, or almost anywhere in China, Iran or Iraq.

Bookgasm was begun by the Eccentric Discordians as part of Black Iron Prison's Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission or OMGASM.
I just snuck The Autobiography of Minnie Rae into the jail in Mad Dog, Texas, and OMG! I'm having a bookgasm!
by Miley Spears January 19, 2009
An unexplainable orgasm when one egg, preferably hen is inserted into the g spot of the female or male and thus stimulated in oval object like fashion.
Joe- "man I gave myself the biggest egggasm ever last night"
Sue- "I used a rooster egg. Then I coughed so it exploded :("?
by The_Def_Master December 03, 2013
A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly for everyone's taste. All her songs are about herself or her fabulous life as Hannah Montana. If all of your friends creepily like her music and her show on Disney Channel, you, as a friend, should be deeply disturbed. You should also feel concerned for your friend's welfare because too much of Miley Cyrus, might turn them into Miley clones and they might start walking around like skinny little sluts with a ratty wig and bad accents. Please take caution when you listen to her music and/or watch her show.
Did you see that Miley Cyrus yesterday? Why was she all over Nick Jonas when he obviously wasn't looking remotely interested in the nasty little thing leaning all over him! She needs to get all that oil off of her chest first before she can even THINK of saying hello to him.
by Olivia Jonas January 17, 2008
Singer-actress originally named Destiny Hope Cyrus, in 2008 she changed her legal name to Miley Ray Cyrus. Better known as Miley Cyrus, she became the most famous teenager in America in Disney's Hannah Montana. There she plays Miley Stewart, mild-mannered teen girl, who puts on a blonde wig and transforms into singing superstar Hannah Montana.

But her true transformaton was from Disney Princess into Discordian American Princess after she posed: half naked in a sheet, with her Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, and with a dozen holes in her pants.

Thus she has joined the ranks of other Disney Princesses turned Discordian American Princesses such as Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Zoey Zane.

She supposedly posed in bra and panties and naked with other girls in a bathtub. But those are probably shots of her evil twin, Minnie Rae Cyrus.
OMG! Did I just see Miley Ray Cyrus? I'm so excited I'm having an OMGasm!
by Miley Spears January 24, 2009
A preteen girl or teen girl who is sexually knowledgeable, promiscuous or dresses sexily. Also a preteen prostitute or teenage whore. Similar to a lolita, but not just directed to older men.

The term comes from Minnie Rae, also known as Mary Simpson, a preteen harlot or soiled dove of 19th century San Francisco. She was declared "The Little Countess" by Emperor Norton I, who claimed to be "Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico." Minna Street in San Francisco was named after her, and "The Autobiography of Minnie Rae" appeared after her death. A photo of the girl, who was declared a Discordian American Princess and a Discordian saint, appears in the book "Victorian Children."

Minnie Rae became pregnant at age 10, and left America with a Mr. Simpson. She took a ship to Great Britain, where she claimed to be a relative of Queen Victoria. There she met fellow preteen James Barrie. They play acted, with Minnie Rae sometimes playing James' mother and sometimes his wife. J. M. Barrie grew up to write "Peter Pan and Wendy," with Wendy modeled after Minnie Rae.

Minnie Rae/Wendy of Neverland also appears with Alice of Wonderland and Dorothy of Oz in "Lost Girls," a porno-graphic novel written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Melinda Gebbie.
Did you see Adam's little sister at the mall? I swear that girl's acting like a Minnie Rae!

She's hiding an Easter egg where? That girl is such a Minnie Rae!
by Miley Spears May 26, 2010