Thesaurus for Chelmsford

The richest county in the United Kingdom. Essex is NOT full of chavs or retards or whatever these idiots say above this definition.
People from Essex dislike chavs just as much as anybody else here does.

There are some complete idiots in esses but, isnt there idiots everywhere?

Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

n. A whole lot of chusetts

North Chelmsford, otherwise referred to as chelmsford's ghetto. Most of the 'cool kids' live here, probably because they're all ghetto. But, don't be fooled, NoCho is not ghetto, and most of the 'ghetto' kids here are pretty wealthy or middle class. North Chelmsford is way cooler than the Center, because theres 3 pizza places within 5 minutes, a nail salon, 2 haor salons, a tanning place, a convinence store, a park to do drugs (Southwell) a lake, and tons of the fucking coolest kids you'll ever meet.