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Thesaurus for Blumpin

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for Blumpin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
by Von Hayes March 09, 2005
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Is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a blow job during the process.
Man : I'm here for my blumpkinoscopy.

Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.

Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.
by Timmmmeh May 12, 2010
3 1
Used to expand a phrase, meaning a devastating experience of epic proportions from which nothing is salvageable.
1. What an atomic waste of time!
2. George just got an atomic wedgie.
by Martin December 15, 2003
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is when a man is in the bathroom after taking a laxative and has a mad case of dirahia exploding all in the shitter while his girl is sucking his cock and getting sprayed in the face from the explosions of the males ass
mike was having an atomic shit and his g/f came in to give him the atomic blumkin and ended up leaving with a mouth full of cum and a face full of shit
by rob6712 January 14, 2009
10 7
Something Americans use to describe everything.
Oh wow it's just awesome
by Every Strangers Eyes June 20, 2006
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When us young ladies put our mouth's on a guys cock and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while pumping him with your fist or both, if you like. Lovingly message his balls and always deepthroat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.
I woke Jake up with a good morning blowjob
by She Who Loves To Suck May 11, 2005
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Getting a blow job while taking a dump
by anonymous August 12, 2003
280 80
The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.
*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!
by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009
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Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.
After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.
by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003
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