Thesaurus for Aotearoa

A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.

A game played in an enclosed court by two players who strike a ball with raquets. aka the greatest sport ever.

Self proclaimed land owners of New Zealand. In 1840 British settlers realised the lack of intelligence of the natives that they had recently encountered and decided to form the treaty of waitangi. In this treaty the maori signed away all their land in exchange for a few guns and bracelets. Sometime around 1900 the maori brain evolved to the point of having 2 brain cells, and they realised what a terrible mistake they had made. Ever since then the maori have been trying to seek revenge on the white man by selling him crappy tinny's, taking his shoes, and generally stealing everything that isn't nailed down. This type of behaviour is hardly suprising coming from a culture that actually beleives New Zealand was caught like a fish and pulled to the surface by one maori in a canoe. To this day, maoris still exist in new zealand inhabiting such areas as otara, mangere, and a million other shitty places you'd never have to go to if marijuana was legal.

New Zealand - a small country, in the South Pacific Ocean, southeast of Australia. Inhabited by New Zealanders kiwi's.

kiwi for thanks, cool, sweet etc

Kiwi term for .........New Zealand. Sometimes pronounced God's Own.

A word used to discribe the New Zealand equivalent to trailer trash. Horis generally come from areas such as South Auckland and Otara.
These people are so cheap they steal stuff from the Warehouse

the word michael jackson likes to say a lot in his songs