a suburban town located in south carolina. there is nothing to do in fort mill besides play tiger woods and eat monkey bread with hobson and masters. b/c of this lack of shit to do one high school kid decided to write up something funny on the internet. hos thought it was mean and cried to mommy and daddy, and in this great town these parents didn't fix their children they fixed the internet. the school administration is even so bored they chose to get involved and suspend kids from school too, and that shit didn't even happen at school. and then after the whole problem is resolved, some "hard ass" decided urbandictionary would be an ideal spot to try to talk some shit. hey man, you don't have to know how to spell basic words to whoop some ass right? fuck no, you're cool.
now until recently, when some gas stations got robbed and some people got shot, there wasn't too much crime in fort mill, and the ever increasing police patrol filled their spare time by pretending to be DEA agents. these guys, like andy boone, smell marijuana before they get out of their car if they see some teenagers, and will ask to search your car before they tell you they pulled you over for having a high school parking pass in your windshield.
if you like to enjoy life, don't go to fort mill. in fact, you might actually be better off in rock hill (the armpit of suburban charlotte).
#1: "Hey man, since you live in Canada do you just want to come back to Fort Mill with me for spring break?"
#2: "Nah, I want to have fun. Lets go to the beach or something."
#1: "We don't have a car."
#2: "Walking would be more fun than FM."