Thesaurus for 2girls1cup

1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

The Shit List:

The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.

The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is ...

A viral video now widespread across the internet which continues the "2 girls" series first seen in the now popular 2girls1cup video which features a girl defecating into a cup while her and her mate proceed to eat and play with it. In this version 2 Japanese women proceed to vomit into each other's open mouths. The video culminates when the girls sit in a "69" position and one defecates into the other's mouth before they swap it back and forth.

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

1. Something disgusting and inducing vomit
2. Something or someone lazy or incorrigible
3. stupid
4. Money made over a period of time

sexual practices related to shit

girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared

Therefore:
girls = evil

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

The anus is also known as the asshole, butthole, chocolate starfish, brown eyed willy and has many other slang terms for it.

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