#warning signs
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The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
by Real World
February 08, 2008
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The warning sign of goose bumps that a big poop is about to happen. There is typically little chance of holding in a poop when this warning sign occurs.
Will began frantically searching for a bathroom as soon as his poo bumps appeared.
by kuk6969
December 22, 2010
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Pre - Cursors to Menstrual Meltdowns
ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.
Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.
"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."
ticking bomb statements or questions from your woman that must be dealt with carefully and quickly to defuse them.
Ignoring them or getting too many wrong answers will lead to Menstrual Meltdownand that's a handcart to hell for any man.
"Hey Gary, I think I escaped getting capped by the wife last night." She dropped 3 tear bombs and I passed the tests."
Hear are two levels of tear bombs......there are more.
Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"
Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."
Tear bomb - Level 1 -"You said you'd call me today if you weren't too busy........"
Tear bomb - Level 2 -"It didn't sound to me like you were too busy........and that stupid f****ng secretary of yours didn't want to talk to me."
by Real World
February 08, 2008
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When a couple is having sex with the girl on top unprotected and he cannot pull out being that he is on the bottom. She will proceed to jump or move as quickly as she can off of his penis and jack him off. Hopefully to prevent pregnancy.
I was about to cum, so i warned her, and she Jump n jack 'ed me off!
by louhoo
December 26, 2009
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When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.
Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.
by Christopherusly
May 13, 2012
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Danger Keep is the name of the 17th 2011 recording session by the band called Gawl.
Of the five tracks on The Danger Keep album, track 2 and five are my favorites. Quite an interesting mix of music on the Danger Keep album.
by Knadnet
October 21, 2011
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(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
by ChiTownBard
February 25, 2013
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