#violently

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1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.
I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.
by Neith January 31, 2011

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(v.) The act of angrily and violently having sex with an attractive broad because her personality and/or actions pisses you off.

Distinguishable from rape in the sense that rage fucking requires the consent from both parties involved.
Ex 1)
*Girl combs her fingers through her hair while she talks to someone*
Craig: "I fucking hate when chicks run their fingers through their hair like that when they talk to people."
Kyle: "Yeah..but she is kind of cute."
Craig: "Hell yeah! I would rage fuck the shit out of her!"
Kyle: "SHIT YEAH!"

Ex 2)
Tony: "Bro, I rage fucked Taylor last night!"
Frankie: "What!? She ha......"
Tony: "Hell ya! It was awesome. I took all my anger out on her! Felt so good!"
Frankie: "But she ha......"
Tony: "Best day of my life! Wait sorry I interrupted you again. What were you going to say?"
Frankie: "She has HIV."

****ALTERNATE ENDING****
Tony: "Well now she has HIV and Chlamydia."
Frankie: "SHIT YEAH!"
~FIN
by baKKKed December 03, 2011

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Shake my fist violently
Troll: Dude look what Britney Spears did..... watchbritneyspears.***

Me: I don't give a hell *click*
(page loads)
Me: Dam it troll... SMFV!!!!
by Trend_Setter August 29, 2011

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Verb: A sexual act which involves the involuntary insertion of ones penis into the anus while pulling the others hair and punching them in the face, violently.
Dude, i was fucking this chick last night but she kept saying stupid shit, so i gave her the good ol PARIS HILTON, she lost three teeth and has a concussion.
by CFKfever February 05, 2011

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The technique involving three males forming a triangle around a female and taking their penises out of their pants. From here they continue to violently 'fap' them against their stomachs, the Bermuda Triangle is an incredibly efficient escape technique.
John- "Oi billy! Is it true that Mrs McGarry caught you, sam and Joe doing drugs in the stair case?"

Billy- "She did mate, however we escaped using the bermuda triangle technique."

John- "Oh, good move."
by Hurpderpalskdjfalksjdf;alsdf November 03, 2011

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So drunk that you cannot function. So drunk that you lose control of all bodily functions. So drunk and hammered that you lose control of your body and all its functions and flail violently in the wind. For lack of wind see example.
Ben Sherwood aka The Legend aka B.Sher comin out the woods, rowdied down on the top step, post-show. He puked, he pissed, he passed out. On the top step. This is how you rowdy down.
by Lydiadavis32 December 24, 2011

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When the thimble from Monopoly is violently thrusted onto a girl's clit.
When I landed on her boardwalk with three hotel's, I got pissed and gave her a Clitoris Cap.
by J Squad + D August 04, 2010

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