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A woman's vagina.

Used by Oprah prior to it use on "Grey's Anatomy." Oprah was on a zip line and complained that that the harness was hurting her "vajayjay."

Oprah's Va-Jay-Jay is also currently the segment on "The Soup" where Joel McHale talks about Oprah.
Oprah: "Mah vajayjay is paynin!"

by SGTGR December 03, 2007

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A TV show on E!, which mocks popular culture. And is pretty damn funny.
I missed the Soup last night! Was Reality Clip of the week kickass again?
by Walnutz April 08, 2006

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First used in "Grey's Anatomy", "Oprah", and "The View". They were all made fun of on a show called "The Soup". Oh, and it means vagina for the wimps who can't even try to say it.
Girl: I hate having my period 'cause then my va jay jay hurts.

Guy: Wimp....

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Charming and witty comedian from Seattle, Washington, Joel McHale is mostly famous for his hilarious hosting on the E! show, The Soup, making fun of diserving celebrities for the common person's enjoyment. If you don't at least get a chuckle from it, you're probably dead. So you might want to get that checked out. But before that, Joel was part of Almost Live!, a local sketch-comedy TV show in Seattle.

Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.

His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.

Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
- Quick! Change it to The Soup! Joel McHale is on and makes my week so much better!

- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!

- Joel McHale is the hottest albino man on the face of the earth! I just cannot resist his skinny ties, his humor, his tall frame and his huge hands! And we all know what huge hands mean...!
by NOTjoel'sSLUT September 21, 2009

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Being wittily sarcastic with a hint of being an ass-hole.
Usage: I can always count on Joel McHale and the Soup for hilarious, snarky commentary on all things pop culture.
by w0rdsm1th July 18, 2009

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1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to.

2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.
1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair.

2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. February 24, 2008

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term was coined from The Soup's host Joel McHale as a way to describe the awkward transitions on The Tony Danza show
Examples of danzitions:
So my dog died today and it was sad........... I recently picked up a new cook book...
by Jade Veserow April 16, 2007

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