#stds
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Somewhat Tasty Donuts
i had some awesome STD's the other day, i got them from that girl down the street
by Luke Z
May 17, 2008
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MAN: AN EMPTY VESSEL..LIKE TO SOUND LIKE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT OR ASSERTIVE OR HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ETC..BUT ARE JUST FULL OF BULLSHIT..DO NOT EVER FALL FOR THEIR COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT..MOST COMMONLY HAVE STDS DUE TO BEING HIGHLY OVERSEXED DUE TO WATCHING ALL KINDS OF PORN..INCLUDING DEATH PORN OR SNUFF..
WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NORMAL AND MANNERLY BUT THE TRUTH WILL COME THROUGH EVENTUALLY..
LIARS MANIPULATORS AND CHEATS..MOST HAVE BEEN DATERS SINCE THEY HIT 12..
FUTURE WIFE BEATERS JOB HOGS AND PEADOPHILES..
NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN ANY ENVIORNMENT..MEN
SOMETHING WOMEN WILL STILL FIGHT AND CLAW OVER EVENTHOUGH IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT..UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT ABUSE AND STDS AND MALNUTRITION AND AN AGED FACE BEYOND BELIEF
WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NORMAL AND MANNERLY BUT THE TRUTH WILL COME THROUGH EVENTUALLY..
LIARS MANIPULATORS AND CHEATS..MOST HAVE BEEN DATERS SINCE THEY HIT 12..
FUTURE WIFE BEATERS JOB HOGS AND PEADOPHILES..
NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN ANY ENVIORNMENT..MEN
SOMETHING WOMEN WILL STILL FIGHT AND CLAW OVER EVENTHOUGH IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT..UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT ABUSE AND STDS AND MALNUTRITION AND AN AGED FACE BEYOND BELIEF
IF YOU WANNA AGE OVERNIGHT GO ON A DATE WITH THAT MAN..
by MENIKNOW
October 23, 2010
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A sexually transmitted disease, usually AIDS or HIV.
I got tested when I was in the hospital, and they say I got the bug.
by ReadRand
January 26, 2007
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The highest state of being a slut. Only 7 of these legendary sluts are known to exist in the world.
1. The Solt cannot close her legs under any circumstance, so the Solt walks like a deformed camel with autism.
2. The Solt usually acts as a leader of a sacrificial cult full of STD riddling sluts to determine whether a woman is slutty enough.
3. The Solt has every sexual transmitted disease known to exist. Has the power to transmit STD's without engaging in any sexual activity.
1. The Solt cannot close her legs under any circumstance, so the Solt walks like a deformed camel with autism.
2. The Solt usually acts as a leader of a sacrificial cult full of STD riddling sluts to determine whether a woman is slutty enough.
3. The Solt has every sexual transmitted disease known to exist. Has the power to transmit STD's without engaging in any sexual activity.
Kenny: The doctor informed me that I have syphilis, chlamydia, and hepatitis! I knew I shouldn't have went to Amsterdam...
Siri: It's because you walked next to that Solt. Just getting near her is basically having sex with 33 homeless Nicaraguans, eating a bowl of rhino shit, contracting AIDs from an entire colony of an African tribe, and holding hands with Kim Cattrall.
Siri: It's because you walked next to that Solt. Just getting near her is basically having sex with 33 homeless Nicaraguans, eating a bowl of rhino shit, contracting AIDs from an entire colony of an African tribe, and holding hands with Kim Cattrall.
by SiriXC
July 23, 2012
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A mobile phone app to get free STDs and other fancy venereal diseases from desperate weirdos around your area.
Dumb girls: lets go on tinder to get us some herpes from that guy living up the street.
by manee
September 25, 2014
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A gross snaggle toothed monster obsessed with sex and who is very easy. To find her victims, she goes to a phoney church to lurk for desperate penis. Prone to give people brown wings and stds.
"Where were you yesterday?"
"I was picked up by a Slutzanne, and needed to get tested afterwards."
"I was picked up by a Slutzanne, and needed to get tested afterwards."
by Greatday
September 01, 2013
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Man: Men can be divided into many groups by religion,race and culture all over the world
U.S.A empty headed porn obsessed,snuff obsessed p2 p sharing paedophiles or budding paedophiles
Lituainia: A dirty country with the most rascist people on earth..
Chechnya: Even worse.
Russia: Dont bother.
China: Only aborts female babies.
Japan: It is not illegal to view naked images of young girls in a sexual context online..maybe thats why there are so many americans there!
Vietnam: Some are in your soup (women)
Africa: The same.African sisters work hard but don't stand up to their man,who can have several wives and not only that DO NOT WORK.EVER.
France: Smelly cheesey cock.
Germany: STDS and BAD BREATH.
Sweden: The worst workplace womans rights ever.
Switzerland: The Same.
Ireland: Men can have as many prostitutes as the please.
England: Famous for using their wives heads as rugby balls.
Scotland the same.
Wales: even worse.and its overrun by throwbacks to the middle ages.. :(
White: Not always the ''CATCH'..Can be prone to passing on S.T.D.S..White men are staticallay known for their over use of prostitutes and are highly oversexed..In ''White'' culture it is okay for a man to have many girlfriends and or prostitutes,but not for his white girlfriend..if she tries shit on she might get beat up by the mean girls who worship STD infested COCK.
Wierd HUH?...I KNOW!
U.S.A empty headed porn obsessed,snuff obsessed p2 p sharing paedophiles or budding paedophiles
Lituainia: A dirty country with the most rascist people on earth..
Chechnya: Even worse.
Russia: Dont bother.
China: Only aborts female babies.
Japan: It is not illegal to view naked images of young girls in a sexual context online..maybe thats why there are so many americans there!
Vietnam: Some are in your soup (women)
Africa: The same.African sisters work hard but don't stand up to their man,who can have several wives and not only that DO NOT WORK.EVER.
France: Smelly cheesey cock.
Germany: STDS and BAD BREATH.
Sweden: The worst workplace womans rights ever.
Switzerland: The Same.
Ireland: Men can have as many prostitutes as the please.
England: Famous for using their wives heads as rugby balls.
Scotland the same.
Wales: even worse.and its overrun by throwbacks to the middle ages.. :(
White: Not always the ''CATCH'..Can be prone to passing on S.T.D.S..White men are staticallay known for their over use of prostitutes and are highly oversexed..In ''White'' culture it is okay for a man to have many girlfriends and or prostitutes,but not for his white girlfriend..if she tries shit on she might get beat up by the mean girls who worship STD infested COCK.
Wierd HUH?...I KNOW!
Black guys: Very beast animal like very much in the physical dimension(hey im not being rascist i am half black and half white)..They will hit pussy ..any pussy..
Asian Guys: Sterotypically known as neantherthals and mysoginists not all are but some are real nasty in some parts of the world it is okay for an asian man to beat a woman to death..even if she is not in the wrong,this is typically done by the cousins of the spouse and the spouse himself and of course the male elders and the bitter female matriarch..who in some cases sets the whole thing up..
Men are the reason for the oppression of women all over the world and still are opressing them even in developed countries like the U.S.A..Demand EQUAL PAY
Asian Guys: Sterotypically known as neantherthals and mysoginists not all are but some are real nasty in some parts of the world it is okay for an asian man to beat a woman to death..even if she is not in the wrong,this is typically done by the cousins of the spouse and the spouse himself and of course the male elders and the bitter female matriarch..who in some cases sets the whole thing up..
Men are the reason for the oppression of women all over the world and still are opressing them even in developed countries like the U.S.A..Demand EQUAL PAY
by EVILVILLAGEPEOPLE
October 23, 2010
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