#seizure

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Another "crank that" pandemic that will eventually pass through.

Jerking is where you "jerk" your body wildly like a person having a seizure while standing up that synchronizes with some nonsensical so-called "music".

Apparently, all "jerks" are required by law to wear skinny jeans and they dance around where cars are and then get out of the traffic. (Seriously, can't they even block it or something?)
Are you a jerk?

Yes. I'm a jerk. Let's jerk! Yeah! I'm jerking, man!
by Solarix June 11, 2009

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a keyboard seizure. can be any combination of letters and sometimes numbers and punctuations such as, ajhfdsljhfl jhfawiuef djshfahjvbsljseh j83wiy25rufweh 0-dsaov
aeq fdsd jgf73woeglvsexadshf... and so on
A: i feel asdfghjkl;' today. how are you?
B: asdfghjkl;'

or in any other context you wish to use it in.
by al3xxxsaid May 26, 2007

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The act of moving your ass up and down rapidly like you are having a seizure.
1) Dad why is that retarded giraffe with its tongue hanging out rubbing its ass on Robin Thicke? Actually son that is Miley Cyrus, it is called twerking and it is pretty much the type of thing that has been celebrities do for attention.

2) Quick someone call 911, that girl over there is having a seizure, her ass is moving out of control. Everyone stay calm, that is just what we call twerking. It's what girls who are desperate for attention do.
by Hobbes69 September 24, 2013

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1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.
I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.
by Neith January 31, 2011

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When somebody, whether it be a worker or a employee has a seizure at McDonalds, or while eating McDonalds food.
"Somebody had a McSeizure at the McDonalds in Scottsburg last week."
by McCrazy629 August 25, 2011

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When you are bangin a dime honey bitty from behind and you furiously strike her in the BASE OF THE SPINE. This causes her whole body to lock up into a massive seizure, and thus tightens whatever hole the man is profusely penetrating. Similar to the donkey punch, but even more twisted.
Shaurya: Yo I just put an air freshener in my sheets.
Me: Why would you do that?
Shaurya: So my bed smells good when I Shaurya Slap a ho tonight!
by Reaganomics February 27, 2008

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A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.
I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.
by kefka September 25, 2006

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