#seizgasm

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1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.
I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.
by Neith January 31, 2011

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A derivative of the so called "Jersey Chaser". Chicks who go after only the white players. Quarterbacks in general.
Guy #1: She's a jersey chaser.
Girl#1: I'd say she's more of a white jersey chaser though.
Guy #1: Good call. Didn't she hook up with that quarterback from last season?
by Scoops22 January 19, 2006

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