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You meant to type in porn on google but you made a typo and typed porb instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.
K-Y? check. Kleenex? check. PORB
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If it exists, there is porn of it.
I posted a picture on /b/. I rule 34'd it. Dear God.
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You meant to search porn but you made a typo and searched porm on google. You saw this on urbandictionary and it made you curious so you clicked this. now you are here.
lets jerk it to some porm.
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Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief.
You may call me /b/.
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A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.
Person A: So I lean over to try and get her number and BAM, next thing I know we're doing it in the back of my van. It was such a porn moment.
PersonB: Uhh, thanks dad
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Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.
Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.
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What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.
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