#legal
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e.g: "Legalize weed, man!"
To "legalize" means to write a statute which thereby exports a given object, or substance (expanded in recent years to also include concepts, thoughts or actions) from the tangible, real, physical universe--where it can actually be proven to exist--and imports this object or substance into the imaginary realm of statutory control, enforcement and penalty, which only exists inside a courtroom environment, or the prisons they draw their revenue from.
This can be used "to make something illegal", or to make something "legal."
This can not, however, be used to make something "free", which many people believe means the same thing as legal.
It doesn't.
To be "legal" requires statutes which specifically limit and restrain your freedoms to those which are preordained by the statute.
To "legalize" means to write a statute which thereby exports a given object, or substance (expanded in recent years to also include concepts, thoughts or actions) from the tangible, real, physical universe--where it can actually be proven to exist--and imports this object or substance into the imaginary realm of statutory control, enforcement and penalty, which only exists inside a courtroom environment, or the prisons they draw their revenue from.
This can be used "to make something illegal", or to make something "legal."
This can not, however, be used to make something "free", which many people believe means the same thing as legal.
It doesn't.
To be "legal" requires statutes which specifically limit and restrain your freedoms to those which are preordained by the statute.
People have been begging to "legalize cannabis" since the 60's. They still haven't clued into the fact that it was "legalized" a century ago, so as they "beg for more of the same" they actually get the "more of the same" they were begging for.
The reason we haven't restored our freedoms, is because we keep begging to "legalize" what is "already legalized", never understanding that in order to be free, we must repeal the statutes which "legalized" those actions, concepts or items, and made them "illegal."
You can NOT restore your freedoms by adding more restrictions onto the pile of statutes which originally restricted your freedoms.
Eventually, this will become obvious to all...although, for the last century, we have somehow managed to remain completely and wilfully ignorant of this fact.
The reason we haven't restored our freedoms, is because we keep begging to "legalize" what is "already legalized", never understanding that in order to be free, we must repeal the statutes which "legalized" those actions, concepts or items, and made them "illegal."
You can NOT restore your freedoms by adding more restrictions onto the pile of statutes which originally restricted your freedoms.
Eventually, this will become obvious to all...although, for the last century, we have somehow managed to remain completely and wilfully ignorant of this fact.
by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven
December 07, 2013
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the legal ending of a marriage
The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.
by yorrick hunt
January 23, 2008
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A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.
Jon went to school until he was 32 to become a Doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. Isn't the American Legal System great?
by MMM_TAIYAKI
March 02, 2007
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a legal drug for white people
susan:hey
karen:hey susan do you want to get high
susan:sure why no t i just dropped the kids off to ballet
karen:i know this great place called starbucks
karen:hey susan do you want to get high
susan:sure why no t i just dropped the kids off to ballet
karen:i know this great place called starbucks
by briaW
March 01, 2008
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A LEGAL subsitute for weed. It gets you high and will not show up on drug test. Must be 18 or older to buy it.
Sammie: lets go and blow down
ME: yeahh i got this fiya shit spice so i wont fail my drug test!
ME: yeahh i got this fiya shit spice so i wont fail my drug test!
by probationsuckkks
June 20, 2008
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The country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).
Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"
by idaida
April 20, 2009
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a currently completely legal drug in the united states that looks a lot like potpurri but gives out effects very similar to marijuana, sometimes called roses. It is actually synthesized THC but does not come up on a drug test.
"K2 is legal in kansas, but the dumb-fuck government has to ruin everything for everyone, like, if a bill to save babies for $5 dollars a year total comes along, it takes them 19 fucking cunt months to pass the fucking bill but when K2 comes along and doesn't hurt any-fucking-body, it takes them 2 hours to pass the bill.... i fucking hate the government"
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February 05, 2010
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