#law

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driving in an automobile while having atleast a felony charge worth of illegal drugs and or unregistered firearms with you.

(sirens blaring)
dude #1: oh shit the cops.
dude #2: whats going on
dude #1: load this gat
dude #2: what the fuck, why?
dude #1: cuz i'm ridin dirty
dude #2: oh....alright(loads gun and aims at the police cruiser)
by jaytee October 22, 2005

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To remove a tiny fragment of a statutory problem, while maintaining the majority of the statute(s), and continuing the statute's use as a revenue generator for governments, police, prison guard unions, lawyers, the court system, and "potentially competing industries."

The harassment would still exist. Excuses like when a cop says "I thought I smelled something" would still be "uncontestable evidence usable in court." You'd still have your herb "civilly forfeited." You'll still get "ticketed." You'll still pay fines. "I thought I smelled..." would still entitle "authority figures" to car searches, home raids, body cavity searches, and everything else it currently does. You won't have a "criminal" record...but you'll still have an "offense record." And that "no longer a criminal" record will still be used against you, at every opportunity.
If we were to decriminalize cannabis today, the only thing that would change is that you wouldn't "immediately" be arrested or "immediately" get a "criminal" record. Everything else would remain basically the same.

Decriminalization is little more than a scaled-down version of legalize, used by those who don't understand that they really mean to say "Repeal".

This is because it still doesn't end the problem of cannabis prohibition, but allows it to continue almost completely unchanged while giving the public the mistaken impression that anything of actual substance has been changed.

eg: If you really want to see cannabis prohibition put to an end in your lifetime, we need to REPEAL the statutes that created, expanded, and maintained it over the last century. Then it'll be over.

We've failed to do "what we say we want" for over 50 years.

It's time we just got it done, so we can move on to the next global issue which desperately needs our attention. (Hint: There are at least one or two more of those we can easily tackle next; Banking fraud would be a good "next to fix" item!)

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(verb) To lose at something when one believes they are assured of victory.
You thought you were going to win that election with no problem, but you just got guindy'd.

I will never take victory for granted anymore, I totally got guindy'd in that game last night.
by atlasman March 20, 2009

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Street slang for the cops,a police officer,the police.
Gangsta: Oh snap,the popo are now carrying a fofo....
Gangsta: And to us,that's a big nono!!!
by GAME50 October 07, 2005

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A person who fucks for money (aka, a prostitute). However, the reason these particular prostitutes are not arrested is because it's all done on camera for "artistic," "creative," or "entertainment" purposes, then posted online for easy access by horny children.
Beth: I want to fuck for a living.

Lawyer: You'll go to jail for that.

Beth: But what if I video tape it for millions to see, and still get paid?

Lawyer: Well thats fine. Fucking for money on camera is acceptable, but take away that camera… and you be breaking the law, bitch.

Beth: Then from this day foward, I shall be a pornstar. You want to fuck me now? Just $10.

Lawyer: I'd love to, but I dont have a camera.
by rogerthewhale December 18, 2010

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Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.
Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?
by Blevins February 09, 2010

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CSI
Crime Scene Investigation, crime drama television series.
CSI is fake, only Law & Order is real!
by saykcuf March 27, 2010

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