#intelligent design
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The Bible is probably the best book ever. You can use it as a coaster, hit people with it, look funny and quote it, eat the pages, fire fuel, toilet paper, start a war, control the stoopid people of the world, read it and become president, Hanaukkah present, piss off the Muslims, and turn back the clock.
I used my bible yesterday as a fiber subustitute.
by MistahTom
December 07, 2005
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The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.
Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".
by cdesign proponentist
October 21, 2006
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Science, Religion and Truth, bastardised.
Intelligent Design is "Creationism in a cheap Tuxedo".
by THobern
September 16, 2007
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Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
by nukleus
April 30, 2008
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The mainstream of America. Dumberica are the ones who believe that America is best and that the bible is truth not a story book.
Man 1: Dumberica is arguing about how religion proves that God created us.
Man 2: Man, they are dumb!! Don't they know Evolution and creation are different things???
Man 2: Man, they are dumb!! Don't they know Evolution and creation are different things???
by SciFi25
December 24, 2005
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A Turkish conspiracy theorist, Holocaust denier and proponent of Islamic creationism.
Some of his views and claims:
- Zionism is related to Freemasonry
- There was no Holocaust, just a Typhus epidemic (for which there is no historic evidence) that caused the death of some (!) Jews.
- Terrorism, including Islamic terrorism, is not the product of religious fanaticism, but of Darwinism
- There are no fossils demonstrating transition from one species to another (Fun Fact: there are. Ask any palaeontologist, and he will gladly show you and explain it in detail)
- Nicholas Sarkozy, Jacques Chirac and Tony Blair were influenced by his books (again, this is what he claims)
- Evolution is directly related to materialism, Nazism, communism, and Buddhism (Fun Fact: Buddhism existed MILLENNIA before any scientific theory of evolution)
- Intelligent Design is a tool of Satan
He defends his views by filing lawsuits and having the internet sites of people who disagree with him blocked. In 2008, he was sentenced by a Turkish court to three years in prison for "creating an illegal organization for personal gain."
Please keep in mind that all the things written above are not in any way influenced by my personal opinion, but simply facts that can easily be checked by anyone who cares to do so.
Some of his views and claims:
- Zionism is related to Freemasonry
- There was no Holocaust, just a Typhus epidemic (for which there is no historic evidence) that caused the death of some (!) Jews.
- Terrorism, including Islamic terrorism, is not the product of religious fanaticism, but of Darwinism
- There are no fossils demonstrating transition from one species to another (Fun Fact: there are. Ask any palaeontologist, and he will gladly show you and explain it in detail)
- Nicholas Sarkozy, Jacques Chirac and Tony Blair were influenced by his books (again, this is what he claims)
- Evolution is directly related to materialism, Nazism, communism, and Buddhism (Fun Fact: Buddhism existed MILLENNIA before any scientific theory of evolution)
- Intelligent Design is a tool of Satan
He defends his views by filing lawsuits and having the internet sites of people who disagree with him blocked. In 2008, he was sentenced by a Turkish court to three years in prison for "creating an illegal organization for personal gain."
Please keep in mind that all the things written above are not in any way influenced by my personal opinion, but simply facts that can easily be checked by anyone who cares to do so.
"The materialist standpoint, evolution theory, anti-religious and immoral lifestyles were indoctrinated to the society as a whole by Jews and Freemasons."
- Harun Yahya
- Harun Yahya
by Aquifex
May 11, 2009
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One of three possible ideas
1. Old Earth creationism - the belief that the origins of earth are divine in nature, yet do not contradict with any scientific findings.
2. Young Earth creationism - the belief that the word of the Bible, or any similar holy book, is literal and that the world was created in about six thousand years. This belief basically says that any testable data showing that the world is older than six thousand years is wrong. Frequently deals with faith more than science, and when science is invoked, it is typically misused or misinterpreted.
3. intelligent design
1. Old Earth creationism - the belief that the origins of earth are divine in nature, yet do not contradict with any scientific findings.
2. Young Earth creationism - the belief that the word of the Bible, or any similar holy book, is literal and that the world was created in about six thousand years. This belief basically says that any testable data showing that the world is older than six thousand years is wrong. Frequently deals with faith more than science, and when science is invoked, it is typically misused or misinterpreted.
3. intelligent design
1. If one were to suppose that, to God, a day is more than twenty-four hours (which is possible because the sun was not created until the fourth day), then one could say that the Bible does not contradict scientific findings.
2. When a fake plaster cast of a human footprint next to a dinosaur's was used jokingly as a cover for a book by the late Stephen J. Gould, a staunch pro-evolutionist, creationists lauded the use as proof that scientists believe in creationism, and that humans and dinosaurs coexisted, whereas in reality, almost no paleobiologists believe so.
2. When a fake plaster cast of a human footprint next to a dinosaur's was used jokingly as a cover for a book by the late Stephen J. Gould, a staunch pro-evolutionist, creationists lauded the use as proof that scientists believe in creationism, and that humans and dinosaurs coexisted, whereas in reality, almost no paleobiologists believe so.
by Ryan Griffin
November 30, 2005
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