#gak

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the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls
i was pulling up to the vinegar strokes when she woke up and caught my sticky gift in her freshly opened eye
by linton gillespie April 04, 2006

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1. The reason why it is so hard to get decent over the counter meds for your freaking hayfever. 2. Crack for rural and suburban white people.
1. Drug companies took pseudoephedrine out of their cold and allergy remedies because of the abuse of the drug. Common cold meds were being cooked down to extract pseudoephedrine, the backbone of crystal meth. Pseudoephedrine is now a semi-controlled substance sold behind the counter at the pharmacy which must be signed for by the purchaser and formally documented by the seller.
2. Crystal meth is doing for the suburbs and the trailer parks what crack did for the inner city: screw up lives, lower property values, exponentially increase criminal activity, and threaten future stability. The difference between crack and crystal meth is that the "powers that be" don't live in the inner city, they live in the suburbs, so they don't want the police "watching this group of people develop their manufacturing and distribution activities for the last five years", they raise hell until something gets done about it. Being that they are the "powers that be", something actually gets done.
by vortex670 May 11, 2007

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Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.
Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.
by Heather, Natalie, and Carla January 08, 2006

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A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.
Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.
by Vasante "Vas" Deferens February 19, 2014

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A stupid drug made used and made by white trash that's made out of cold medicine and other easily obtained chemicals.

Methamphetamine

Would you like some meth seth.
by MethSeth February 28, 2007

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A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.
"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
by tumme April 14, 2008

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To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.
Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.
by Vasante "Vas" Deferens March 19, 2015

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