#fake date

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1. Possibly the next best thing to prostitution.

2. A type of business in Japan that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.

3. A place where good looking men from about 18-25 years of age can become hosts. They can quite often make a killing depending how popular they are.

4. The female equivalent is a hostess club.
That guy is so handsome that he could be in a host club!

The prices for champagne at that host club were outragous; ¥10,000 ($115) per glass!
by doinuma45 August 09, 2010

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the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.
Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"

Tasha- "err, no."

Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"

Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"

Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"
by atchaboi July 10, 2008

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A date in which the guy pays for dinner and gets no ass.
Faux Dater: "I went on a faux date last night"
Friend: "How is your wallet?"
Faux Dater: "Empty"
Friend: "How is your nutsack?"
Faux Dater: "Full"
by Chadwyck April 17, 2008

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The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.
Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.
by Laiho's Eyeliner August 04, 2008

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When a female has an obsession/attraction to something or someone.
That girl has a femiboner for the Twilight Movies.

That fat chick won't stop texting me, I think she has a femiboner for me.
by Chesterton Snapdragon McFist. October 24, 2010

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A guy that gets used by a girl that is pretending to like him to have an escort to a party or some such event either as a stand in for her date that can't make it or just as someone to pay her way and keep her from looking alone.
Did you know who Alaina was with last night?
Naw man, he was one of her disposaballs. You know she's dating Bo, but he had to work.
by naughty monkey April 21, 2011

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Usually prounouced NAD. n-ah-d as in the second half of gonads.

1) A setting where 2 people meet usually prior to a date; at coffee or ice cream to evaluate the other person preceding an actual date
2) A social meeting where 2 people may appear to be on a date (either at dinner, miniature golfing, a movie, ect) but if asked will deny the “date” and state with great intensity “we are just friends”
Shelley: How was the NAD (Not A Date) last night?
Sam: Oh we went for ice cream, but she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: are you going to go see a movie with her tonight
Sam: she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: so I guess I am going to have some sort of mental breakdown that will prevent you from going on a the date
Sam: not one, not two, but 4 cats . .

Shelley: but you keep NADding her!
Sam: it’s a really good not a relationship
by Bessie Lou November 06, 2009

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