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MAN: AN EMPTY VESSEL..LIKE TO SOUND LIKE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT OR ASSERTIVE OR HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ETC..BUT ARE JUST FULL OF BULLSHIT..DO NOT EVER FALL FOR THEIR COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT..MOST COMMONLY HAVE STDS DUE TO BEING HIGHLY OVERSEXED DUE TO WATCHING ALL KINDS OF PORN..INCLUDING DEATH PORN OR SNUFF..
WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NORMAL AND MANNERLY BUT THE TRUTH WILL COME THROUGH EVENTUALLY..
LIARS MANIPULATORS AND CHEATS..MOST HAVE BEEN DATERS SINCE THEY HIT 12..
FUTURE WIFE BEATERS JOB HOGS AND PEADOPHILES..
NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN ANY ENVIORNMENT..MEN
SOMETHING WOMEN WILL STILL FIGHT AND CLAW OVER EVENTHOUGH IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT..UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT ABUSE AND STDS AND MALNUTRITION AND AN AGED FACE BEYOND BELIEF
WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NORMAL AND MANNERLY BUT THE TRUTH WILL COME THROUGH EVENTUALLY..
LIARS MANIPULATORS AND CHEATS..MOST HAVE BEEN DATERS SINCE THEY HIT 12..
FUTURE WIFE BEATERS JOB HOGS AND PEADOPHILES..
NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN ANY ENVIORNMENT..MEN
SOMETHING WOMEN WILL STILL FIGHT AND CLAW OVER EVENTHOUGH IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT..UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT ABUSE AND STDS AND MALNUTRITION AND AN AGED FACE BEYOND BELIEF
IF YOU WANNA AGE OVERNIGHT GO ON A DATE WITH THAT MAN..
by MENIKNOW
October 23, 2010
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To describe a teenager and all a teenager does. Also to define things related to a teenager.
That card has got a teenagey style.
He's acting really teenagey.
NOT SAM HANDSAKER!
He's acting really teenagey.
NOT SAM HANDSAKER!
by karl gallacher
November 01, 2007
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Wine Gift, The
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
by Charlie2991
June 14, 2010
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The stage one who rebells against his bros and retreats to hoes. Other symptoms of a person in the dark ages include, expiermenting with drugs and wearing clothing such as timberland boots, dress shirts, and jeans on a normal basis. This person also over uses the cellular device for sexual purposes. Nicknames for people in the dark age are: Dark Vador, Dark Ager, and Gumby
Dark age people: Charlie Sheen; Brett Favre; Lawrence Taylor
by Archie Griffin
April 27, 2011
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similar to i think but more casual.
u goin 2 de gaff party??
Eh.... me thinks....
Eh.... me thinks....
by benjihunter
July 14, 2010
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