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MAN: AN EMPTY VESSEL..LIKE TO SOUND LIKE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT OR ASSERTIVE OR HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ETC..BUT ARE JUST FULL OF BULLSHIT..DO NOT EVER FALL FOR THEIR COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT..MOST COMMONLY HAVE STDS DUE TO BEING HIGHLY OVERSEXED DUE TO WATCHING ALL KINDS OF PORN..INCLUDING DEATH PORN OR SNUFF..
WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NORMAL AND MANNERLY BUT THE TRUTH WILL COME THROUGH EVENTUALLY..
LIARS MANIPULATORS AND CHEATS..MOST HAVE BEEN DATERS SINCE THEY HIT 12..
FUTURE WIFE BEATERS JOB HOGS AND PEADOPHILES..
NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN ANY ENVIORNMENT..MEN
SOMETHING WOMEN WILL STILL FIGHT AND CLAW OVER EVENTHOUGH IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT..UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT ABUSE AND STDS AND MALNUTRITION AND AN AGED FACE BEYOND BELIEF
IF YOU WANNA AGE OVERNIGHT GO ON A DATE WITH THAT MAN..
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The finest rendition of Captain Kirk this Star Trek era. Although he was a fag in Princess Diaries, he redeems himself in Trek.
Chris Pine:" If one is deemed unfit for the line of duty, the one cannot actively perform the role of acting captain.."
Fangirls: "He just made me nerdgasm in my shorts."
Fanboys: "Spock is a sex demon."
Middle aged men: "I could show Uhura a good time."
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To make oneself appear to be dated, or older. Commonly interpreted as making yourself seem out of date, old, or aged.
"I know I'm dating myself here, but I was in Three Smile Island."
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Quagmire
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Blazer is a term commonly used at the bar scene at The University of Iowa. It is used to insult someone that looks like or is acting like a total
fogie. Someone who loves
public transportation,
WWII, wearing two-piece track jumpsuits and Hawaiian shirts, and falling asleep watching baseball games is a Blazer. Think of
Clint Eastwood in
Gran Torino, but just the cranky old part of him, not the totally badass part.
That guy sleeping on the bus, wearing a jumpsuit, and listening to the baseball game on his headphones is a total Blazer.
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n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)
Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.
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Smurf
September 29, 2008
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An old guy that is just not right
Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.
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Acronym for Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck. See
Anna Ford.
"No doubt, she's 73, but she's definitely a GILF"
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