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running latte mugs $21.95

showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.

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Keep fucking that chicken mugs $21.95

Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

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You lie! mugs $21.95

The classiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.

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It is what it is mugs $21.95

Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

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Food Douche mugs $21.95

A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.

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half-your-age-plus-seven mugs $21.95

The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.

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