1. Hot warrior princess i used to beat off to when i was a lad.
2. Sometimes ur playin X-Box with ur buddies, and u have the wicked runs. So, u tell them that u have to go poopy, but they say "No bitch ur guna play this game and ur not guna be a pussy, u expect us to pause this shit???." You cant show weakness, so u comly w/ a slight chuckle, and proceed in playing the game. After a couple minutes, ur colon begins to overflow w/ liquid doodoo butter, and u cant take much more.
Out of nowhere the doodoo starts to leak out from ur hole uncontrollably. U try to play it cool and pretend like nothings wrong, but then ur friends notice a brown liquid formibng benieth you. They laugh. U, being embarassed, rip ur pants off, bend over, and spray them with your butt mud. They, overwhelmed with butt mud fall to the floor and pass out.
After they wake up, u spooge in their eyes, blinding them.
LEt this be a lesson to you all, if ur buddy has to go poo when ur playin X-Box, let him go, just put the game on pause. Because before u kno it, ur bitch ass can be Xenafied.
Crazy dude "I told u to let me shit but u wouldnt let me ahhhhhhhh!"(crazy dude proceeds in Xena-fying his buddies)
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