1. wurfer to surfer as poseur is to skater
2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.
3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.
surfer "dude, you're a wurfer,"
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
...to be continued
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